Crocs will always be disgusting

The shoes that were standard issue in Idiocracy before they became the gross standard we see often on grubby children and adults who’ve just given up, wants to convince us they’ll be good for the planet. Not buying their greenwashing, even if it were true.

To paraphrase a joke from Dennis Miller on SNL, before he transformed into a right-wing douche…If Crocs were truly concerned about saving the earth, they’d shut down and stop manufacturing these aroma-spreaders of toe cheese and a Kenny Chesney concert.

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