This picture illustrates the solution the GOP is proposing since we know what their true answer is, “You all need to stop bitching and live with all these ridiculous measures because our base’s insecurities and ammosexuality is more important than your personal safety!” Plus this is the perfect scam from another angle, it pleases their one true god, Kapitalism! The taxpayers have to pony up for fences, concrete and more do-nothing, donut-eating cops. Then the parents have to buy flak jackets, clear book bags and life-insurance policies as the funeral home industry makes sure we all get one last sodomizing at death. Meanwhile, making school = prison, will make the transition to private prisons run by the Donor Caste less traumatic for all the Brown People when our failing society puts them away at 14.
I’ve been listening to podcasts with all the debates, namely Left, Right, Center aka Token Left, Rightwing Apologist, Corporate Stance and today was infuriating with a little ray of hope. First, the Rightwing shitbag who worked in the Girth Vader DOJ carried the NRA talking points: the NRA spends less on lobbying than “Big Abortion,” all these measures the other Western Countries do won’t work (No, they do, being murdered in a shooting spree is a uniquely Amerikan way to die) and more children die in transportation accidents than guns. Was not expecting the last whopper to be on my GOP Bullshit Bingo card. I was waiting for the litany of… “shootings happen because we’re not ramming Big Jesus down everybody’s throats.” Then one of the other pundits did their job by pointing out how the transportation angle was a flat out lie from a trusted source. Imagine if the trusted news sources did this instead of being pussies since calling out liars in Washington could get you ostracized from the cocktail parties. Don’t forget, Bob Woodward is a Republican.
Another crock of shit I’m hearing and reading involves the Ammosexuals’ complaints. Yeah, I mock them and they can suck it since their paranoia fuels the problems more than the “Others,” they’re blaming. For example, a common sampler is their classic whine about how their beliefs and culture are not respected along with how their imaginary old man in the clouds wrote the Second Amendment they selectively misinterpret. My current rebuttal to them in person will remain, Fuck You! Your culture professes that not everyone is a citizen with a right to vote, a right to privacy, a right to bodily autonomy nor a right to equal access. Your culture insists it must inject a strict, mostly Calvinist perspective of KKKristianity into daily life despite the nation’s non-Christian minorities and the younger generation throwing off the shackles of your imaginary friend. Your culture can’t adapt nor handle homosexuals, transgenders and whatever else is on the spectrum, ergo, these people are out to corrupt your kids (ruining the word grooming for me as a cat person). No, I think you share the panic numerous Republicans have, you’re afraid you might be in denial like Sen. Larry Craig who got arrested for soliciting in a tea room. Take my advice, I too was once uncomfortable with those sexualities even with my Lefty bonafides. If you want to turn your reputations around and earn some respect, let me appeal to your declining sense of fairness along with the policy of live and let live as per the Fonz. Firstly, the LGBTQ+ crowd pays taxes, loves America, loves their families, many remain devoutly religious and serve in our armed forces with the exception of imported Nazi Peter Thiel. By those measures, they’re equal and should be treated as such. Secondly, who gives a crap who they find attractive! America is a big place and they’re not ruining your chances for true love. Having also been hit on at least once by a member of said community, they’re pretty cool when you politely say, “Thanks, I’m flattered but I’m heterosexual. We can still be friends though.” I imagine they prefer it over being murdered which was their fate pretty recently. Now I’m off to enjoy my weekend and hoping I’m not gunned down at a concert because the performer isn’t true Country.