It certainly explains what Elon Musk must be doing with Twitter. I know it’s not clothing from con-artist-douche extreme Kanye, he’s too cheap to use color or an interesting font.
Having been a teenager in the Eighties, I can vouch from experience, this is not valid advice! This will not get your homework done. It will not get you the car you hoped for. It certainly won’t guarantee you become a millionaire or higher. Just a million-dollar towel as per the Nick DiPaolo joke.
I suspect, it’s really a shirt backed by the baby oil, hand lotion and Kleenex industry! In the past, I would’ve figured Hugh Hefner was in on it. Anyway, teens are too embarrassed to buy the good stuff at Target, Walgreens or CVS so my previous suspects have to be in on this scheme to raise sales.
I’m trying to remember where this picture came from. I know I didn’t find this at a mall, Dan Patrick’s Texas Morality Police would’ve banned it given how Amerika is an Irony-Free Zone. I wish it was sold next door to that store I saw in San Antonio selling the “Virginity Rocks” line of clothing.