Had to go back in order to get a refill on my irb-something which is for high blood pressure. Yeah, how 25-year-old me would be impressed at 54-year-old me. I know neither version is thrilled about this upcoming birthday, I’m eligible for all the Sr. Citizen crap I so despise! I will order for the menu only because I need to eat less but I will continue to pay full citizen price to help out society. Really!
Anyway, the usual crap came up. Stop being a pig. You need to have a colonoscopy (aka tube up my butt as per the great Dennis Wolfberg skit), Now I need to have a test to see how much, if any, plaque is building up around my heart. The test would only be great if they find some this weird calcium and they can transplant it to my teeth!
Overall, I’m still pretty good given how poorly lifespans were in the recent past. Oh, that’s infected? Amputate! This could be cured with antibiotics, how rich are you?