One of my favorite jokes to the “Jesus is coming!” shirts or bullshit.
The other possible gag, “Run! It’s that douche who goes on and on about his father being Yaweh so we have to listen to his meandering, preachy stories!”
Wait! I just thought another. This is an artist’s rendition of the first Black Friday Sale and Jesus is paragliding to get ahead. Even the messiah wants to save a few gold aurei when it comes to high quality, Gvcci Sandals.