Imagine the pitch. It’s a bathrobe. It’s a jumpsuit. It’s a set of coveralls. It’s formal wear at a swingers party. I know I often hear the litany of “don’t kink shame dude!’ But c’mon, these are gross on so many levels. Even Wal-Mart customer wouldn’t dare wear such a thing in public while on a quick run for diapers and Bud Light. As for Idiocracy? I could imagine these are formal attire yet the people of such a horrible future wouldn’t know how to wash such threads very well.