Conan’s Pizza rocks, along with a couple other locals, but this place has a sense of humor as you may see in the sign.
Give up on the first one? The italicized text works if you sing along to the tune of “The Right Stuff” by New Kids on the Block or what I prefer, Weird Al’s “The White Stuff.”
The one thought of I shared with the employee who was amused. Only those who attended grade/high school in the Eighties through Nineties (not sure if it is around anymore) may remember the educational game, Oregon Trail. You see, you might want to avoid this flavor because it could give you dysentery! Get it ‽ My joke, not a painful case of the Hershey Squirts.