There’s an old grade-school joke regarding the Bride of Frankenstein (which I guess was supposed to be the monster’s bride). Ready?
Why did the Bride freak out when she saw the monster for the first time?
Because his nuts were on his neck!
I didn’t say the joke was good or necessarily very clever. I did score this at WizWorld though and it was one of the bigger highlights since this year’s guests were decent but not anything to go crazy about.