The Guardian‘s Top 50 Christmas Song list

You can check it out at this link. I will warn you, their selections lean toward what the UK is more familiar with. I also give them credit for having the good taste in not listing super awful ones: Paul McCartney and U2 always comes to mind immediately!

I was only familiar with nine of them and could only approve of three: Pretenders, Pogues and Waitresses. Still find RUN-DMC’s annoying alongside Wham! Dexter Freebish did a much superior job on the latter.

Here are my favorite 20, some have been featured on past mixtapes! They are in no particular order because I consider them all equally excellent.

  • “Shouldn’t Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas” – Wall of Voodoo
  • “Merry Christmas Emily” – Cracker
  • “Christmas is Coming” – Payola$
  • “Christmas with the Devil” – Spinal Tap
  • “Nothing for Me” – Muffs
  • “Santa’s Beard” – They Might be Giants
  • “I Want an Alien for Christmas” – Foutains of Wayne
  • “Santa’s Gonna Kick Your Ass” – Arrogant Worms
  • “Christmas at Ground Zero” – Weird Al Yankovic
  • “All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth” – Dread Zeppelin
  • “December Will be Magic Again” – Kate Bush
  • “I Farted on Santa’s Lap” – Little Stinkers
  • “Christmas in Heaven” – Monty Python
  • “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” – Denis Leary
  • “Santa Can’t Stay” – Dwight Yoakam
  • “Thank God it’s not Christmas” – Sparks
  • “Fairytale of New York” – Pogues
  • “Christmas Wrapping” – Waitresses
  • “I Did it for the Toys” – Dance Hall Crashers
  • “Snackin’ Santa” – Go Nuts

I’m open to others if you want to share them with me.

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