Moronavirus outbreak happened again this weekend

Once again, con artist and bullshitter Alex Jones got his Ammosexuals and dupes riled up to make their moronic demands at the Capitol. It’s a downside of Austin, right along with all the dickweeds wearing Ron Paul shirts. I’ve concluded Jones remains living here because he doesn’t want to live in the shitty parts of Texas where the bulk of his followers come from. He should move, then the money he makes from overpriced taint-wipes would go further and he could own five Rolex watches.

This weekend they shouted “Arrest Bill Gates” to replace “Fire Fauci,” since we know the latter isn’t going to happen nor does Dr. Fauci sweat his future, he’s 79. Other than promoting vaccines, I don’t see why these morons have a beef with a rich guy who also doesn’t want to pay his taxes and made his fortune by screwing millions. He used to be a national hero to them.

I just can’t wait for the news to break when a few of these assholes comes down with the virus and they need respirators while their lungs struggle. They will be like KKKristians, as once quoted by The Simpsons‘ Moe when a mastodon skeleton fell on him at an anti-Science riot, “Oh I’m paralyzed. I just hope medical science can cure me.” These morons are definitely showing their anti-vaxxing mindset. How I wish Star Trek or Star Wars like interstellar travel were possible, then these morons could leave earth and die on another planet, let the rest of us intelligent people live in peace.

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