Monthly Archives: August 2020

Dumb kid with LEGO stuck in his nose for two years

I suppose getting everyone’s beloved plastic building block stuck in a orifice is the new “swallowing a penny,” for small kids. Given that pennies are useless as most countries have wisely ditched them. Anyway, the details on this stupid child … Continue reading

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The myth of Antifa

This is a nice counter cartoon mocking how the Trumpkins can only blame themselves when their racism and terrorist ties are brought to light. Allegedly, these morons are using the policies to slow/stop of the spread of CV-19 as the … Continue reading

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Rot in Hell…James “Big Jim” Thompson

Since the New York Times tends to have its “bipartisan” head up its ass, especially when it comes to crooked politicians outside of NY or DC, they wrote a rather glowing obit about the Republican Dictator of Illinois. To be fair, … Continue reading

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Ren & Stimpy are returning too?

Comedy Central has decided to flog this dead horse in addition to Beavis & Butt-Head. With the latter, I don’t mind, dumbasses such as those two transcend any decade (e.g. Biff from Back to the Future could be their grandfather, really). Ren & … Continue reading

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Bracing kids for the new “normal”

I‘m guessing it’s best to crush children’s souls now since working from home is going to be standard operating procedure until…forever given how long it will take to make a viable vaccine. You can also tell by the colored dots … Continue reading

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My first trip to The Yard

Jennifer took me to this new place at the Domain for my birthday called The Yard which gets its name from that milkshake song. According to to her, the people who founded this small chain won the competition on Shark Tank. … Continue reading

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With the nod to Sen. Harris, the 2020 election is solidified

I’m no Nate Silver or political svenghali (sic) but I knew Veep Foot-in-Mouth would pick  Sen. Hypocrite Harris. She was the lazy, cynical, terrible choice this moron is known for making. Then again, I can’t recall any election in which America … Continue reading

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Disney+ now allows The Simpsons to be viewed correctly!

Being able to watch The Simpsons without needing a DVD player and/or FX was a big incentive to subscribing to Disney+. However, the streaming playback sucked because they continued follow FX’s policy of zooming in on the first 22 seasons to avoid … Continue reading

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COVID-19 free…for now!

I wasn’t feeling too hot Wednesday and was pretty much sick for the next several days. What made it worse were all the people I know who’ve either come down with the Corona Virus (ex-wife in March 2020) or had … Continue reading

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Stray cats spotted by my security camera

Last week I got suckered into a “free” deal to have a security setup installed in my house, I think in the end it’s around $50-60/month for the bottom-end configuration. But I did get a cool camera installed on the … Continue reading

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KMAG is now 18!

As of today, my personal radio station has lived 11 years past the debut of Mac OS X Server 10.6 (nine years after it was dumped for its less impressive successor 10.7), has played over 2.4 million songs and shuffles … Continue reading

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Anje, Wyatt & Cannon return to Austin!

I finally received the green light from Anje to announce this wonderful news! Technically, they flew in from Doha over a week ago but I was vowed to secrecy because they needed to be quarantined for two weeks; some people … Continue reading

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Crappy 2020 summed up, August 2020 edition

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Someone rolled a ‘Natural 20’ on this French dude

Just horrifying to see this relic from the final battle between Napoleon and the allied forces against him. My first thought was, who the hell decided to take this off Fraveau’s corpse to save for posterity? My next was, well, … Continue reading

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Googly eyes attack at Target!

Putting googly eyes on bland objects, posters, ads, whatever, always makes them better…and funnier! I bet the model who posed for this would be laughing.

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