Soon to be joining the Vanilla Ice dolls in a discount bin

Calling this a ‘toy’ or an ‘action figure’ is being generous since calling her shit recordings music (mumbling) is quite a stretch. But I like to give my posts proper classifications via the categories and tags, including those who are overstaying their 15 minutes. Should I ever get to see No Time to Die in an Alamo Drafthouse (the proper setting for James Bond movies), I will probably be chugging booze to get through her forgettable (and painful) theme song. At least Amy Winehouse had the decency to drop out before crapping all over Quantum of Solace.

Meanwhile, all you investors thinking this should be a mandatory purchase for your Redneck 401K, you might want to see how well Vanilla Ice dolls are doing, if he doesn’t give you CV-19 for the autograph kicker. I really doubt the seller has any takers for it or the $500 Alice Cooper doll.

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