The animation from The Simpsons is a pretty accurate representation of how fucking dumb and willfully ignorant the Texas government, namely the executive branch, is. It’s also spot-on impression of this douchenozzle we have named Sid Miller, he’s the Agricultural Commissioner. He has a history of moronic tweets proving that people like him happen when cousins marry too often.
Why, why, why? We’re nowhere close to having a significant portion of the state vaccinated and 200 people a day are still dying. Major draws to Austin will remain virtual: SXSW 2021, ATX Fest; or just haven’t been scheduled: Moontower and my TMBG tickets were pushed back to 2022. The popular conclusion is greedy, careless assholes wanting to host Spring Break in Corpus and other beaches. We all know how this will end, new super spreader events.
Yet why should the NeoConfederates in charge care? They’ve been vaccinated from a virus they cast doubt on. Before I die, my biggest wish is to see Texas turn blue and throw these shit bags out to the boonies where they belong. Eating clay with the fellow hillbillies.