Sen. Rand “Toupee” Paul is a terrorist

Today is the final straw. This shitbag from Kentucky, a state in which half of its economy is dependent upon Federal Aid, making it between the sixth-to-eighth biggest deadbeat state in the Union. The so-called “doctor,” I use quotes due to his degree as an ophthalmologist being bullshit in the eyes of actual doctors and the majority of us trust optometrists for our eyesight…has pushed out a movie to tell people to rebel. Meanwhile, he plans to keep introducing legislation to defund the CDC and every organization that cooperates with them over the vaccine and mask mandates. He throws in this gem, the government can’t arrest everyone. Nice show of his willing ignorance too. Poodle Hat has never heard of China or Russia in this instance, only when it involves helping the suffering, then it’s Communism!

People like him are why the Delta Variant can’t be squashed. They have numerous zombies following his every lie, sadly at least a couple are my relatives.

He’s another reason why I piss on bi-partisanship. You can’t negotiate with a terrorist who creates his own Soviet-style reality. If CV-19 were the Xenomorph from the Alien franchise, he’d defund precautions to prevent the nasty creatures coming to Earth, thinking his natural immunity would save him from a face-hugger. I hope he catches a breakthrough strain and dies. It would be the poetic justice we need in these times but the Kochs and Sheldon Adelson prove that assholes like him live too long. Nevermind his shitty life in both near misses, CV-19 and the mugger, were saved at taxpayer expense. If the people who are finishing up the last season of The Walking Dead had any balls, they’d do a flashback with the lying senator being overrun and killed by the zombies after spending hours denying the reality. We know the hateful, greedy and morons of Kentucky won’t get rid of him.

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