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Quick, get McBain on the line!
While en route to Richland for a football game, this gravel truck was spotted. Screw Qanon, the real conspiracy is Senator Mendoza running an illegal drug-smuggling operation for years! OK, it’s just goofiness since I’ve been watching The Simpsons on Disney+ … Continue reading
Delos upgrades Pence’s firmware
I had to get on the bandwagon mocking Pence being oblivious to a fly landing on his head and staying there for two minutes. Westworld jokes must be passé too since I’m the only one I know to bother making the … Continue reading
Trump discovers The Cure!
Anything is possible but he’d still be an asshole like the Republican Vampire character Andy French had to deal with on Mission Hill.
Music Monday brought to you by…
This is a hard to find CD because anyone under 40 only streams and treats music as a disposable commodity. I’m definitely out of touch with what younger people like anyway, the only song I recognized was a cover of … Continue reading
…said no one ever, September 2020 edition
It’s a major reason why I had my FaceBook account deleted, it’s mostly the choice forum of MAGAts (pronounced maggots) and other right-wing dipshits. I also just find it the preferred forum for people too lazy to communicate beyond “LOL” … Continue reading
Typesetting/Layout matter, lesson 1
Plus, this is a quick lesson on spotting fakes. You can tell that someone sloppily modified this with computer software (PhotoShop being the most common) as you can see the discoloration under the letters. Plus I’ve worked with marquees during … Continue reading
Sign Kanye West up for this
Nothing good comes from Kanye…and it’s not just his so-called “music,” he’s a complete con artist with nothing worthwhile to say. Make a giant crib for the big baby, then pow! The more he sucks, the more he has to … Continue reading
But only if Texas is in play…which it is not
I still think Banking Biden alongside Harris is a terrible ticket given how poorly they did in the primaries and debates. Plus they represent the Establishment’s status quo so I know if they’re elected, come November 4, 2020; it’s back to … Continue reading
Creative vandalism for Walgreens
What an inventive way to entertain us all since Walgreens and CVS are frequent destinations in these trying times. Quick aside. All through high school, I always thought “Take Me To The River” was a Talking Heads original because that … Continue reading
Crappy 2020 summed up, September 2020 edition
Note that the hot dogs are also raw and probably the cheapest, most generic brand you can get at the store. Filled with the finest cockroach feces and pig anuses.
How some advice feels
I’m not ridiculing my therapist because she is an expert and is doing the best she can yet some days when I’m told the platitude as shown above, I don’t feel much better thanks to a sense of being overwhelmed. … Continue reading
In time for Taco Tuesdays!
They also come in corn as well. However, I would recommend not putting in the meat while it’s still sizzling and be reasonable with the guacamole and/or sour cream, you don’t want to suffocate. Silly photo courtesy of Pee Wee … Continue reading
The myth of Antifa
This is a nice counter cartoon mocking how the Trumpkins can only blame themselves when their racism and terrorist ties are brought to light. Allegedly, these morons are using the policies to slow/stop of the spread of CV-19 as the … Continue reading
With the nod to Sen. Harris, the 2020 election is solidified
I’m no Nate Silver or political svenghali (sic) but I knew Veep Foot-in-Mouth would pick Sen. Hypocrite Harris. She was the lazy, cynical, terrible choice this moron is known for making. Then again, I can’t recall any election in which America … Continue reading