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Drainage Monster!
Spotted this pair of googly eyes while leaving my doctor’s office by accident. I normally don’t stop at the entryway but I think I had to double check something on my phone, the outcome would’ve determined if I ran back … Continue reading
Me as a Simpson
I went ahead and paid the money to the two artists above to be immortalized as a member of the Simpson universe. My mustache covers up the style’s trademarked overbite but I think Phil Ortiz did a great job incorporating … Continue reading
I’m Mr. Meseeks! Look at me!
Target of all places had Rick and Morty figures so I had to score everyone’s favorite laborer Mr. Meseeks. This mini one I summoned through the Meseeks Box is present to make sure I left the Pflugerville Public Library on time, … Continue reading
My MST3K perks
If you haven’t heard by now, Netflix has renewed MST3K for another season since the Return was a success by their mysterious algorithms. Meanwhile, as a proud Kickstarter backer way back when (I chipped in enough to get the Blu-Rays), I had … Continue reading
Eleven really let herself go
My comic book store received this promotional cutout thing to promote the upcoming second season. So far the trailers are impressive and I feel that we will not be disappointed. Sure there’s been some pressure to get Stranger Things 2 out … Continue reading
A candle to protect me from ignorant Trumpanzees
Can’t go wrong with today’s public spokesman for Science and just generally awesome speaker Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. He’s another reason why I decided to go back to school, to help communicate harder concepts to others…well, and I want to … Continue reading
Mwah ha ha! Thanks Jones Soda
The good news…Jones Soda can be found at the local HEBs again. Not in four packs but by the bottle for about a buck each. The bad news…still offering bad advice! Seriously, I’m a rather vivid, part-loud character. I doubt … Continue reading
Girl drink drunk spotted!
A great running joke from The Kids in the Hall
Written with his own pooh!
Allegedly this was spotted in the remote Houston ‘burb of Conroe (the city is metastasizing so much around it, 40 miles away is a suburb in Texas). I guess the driver felt his message needed something bigger than a bumper … Continue reading
This month you’re stuck with ZOIDBERG!
For 2016, I got a Futurama calendar in which each month is a different character I can convert into a mask! Sadly they skipped Amy and Bender’s setup is the centerfold. September is everyone’s favorite loser and inept ship’s doctor (probably … Continue reading
Happy Ash Wednesday!
Groovy! Remember to carry your boomstick! It’s also mandatory in Texas thanks to the genius of my state’s legislature/governor thinking this will lower crime. In all seriousness though, it’s the kick of to lent which then puts Easter 40 days away. … Continue reading
Underwear inspired by the South Chicago accent
Southsiders as they’re called, would pronounce this “PIE-cage.” Then again, the product could be a Southerner thing because it’s misspelled. No wait, I’m going to have to go with neither due to both cultures having a great dislike of exercise. It … Continue reading