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Right wing code, nudge nudge, wink wink Feb ’20 edition
Spotted this bumper sticker at my early-voting polling place for the Texas Primary. I’m guessing the asshole owner of the pickup truck (what else would he be driving? maybe a beat-up SUV) couldn’t afford the “don’t tread on me” license … Continue reading
Wisconsin transplant?
Wrong breed of cow for Texas.
Modern spin on an Eighties’ fad
Well at least it gives me pause and a quick chuckle before saying, “Yeah, yeah, you have a frickin’ yard ape, thus it’s your excuse for being a shitty driver.”
I need this for my car!
Sadly, this quote and its attribution are very, very true. Quick confession about me and cars. When I was a little kid, I loved Hot Wheels and Matchbox toy cars like all my age in the Seventies. I wanted a … Continue reading
This bumper sticker saves money and the environment!
It’s so brilliant, you want to kick yourself for not coming up with it first!
Some overdue levity and cheer and mudita
Alright alright alright. No, don’t say it like Matthew McConaughey. I’m just posting something a tad nicer after my rather heavy screed on how Kapitalism gets a pass in America. This was pretty inspiring to see on someone’s minivan around … Continue reading
My rebuttal to a Trumpkin’s idiocy
To those who lament the “death of civility” in our era, they can stick it and they’re pretty ignorant about America’s past. Matters were much, much worse before the Civil War. South Carolina still worships the congressman responsible for putting … Continue reading
Funny wordplay is
Rather obvious which brand of vehicle this was on.
The rebuttal I’ve been waiting for!
Often I find myself holding down my vomit when I see SUVs with large stick-figure families on the back door. My personal prejudice also envisions them being frequent attendees at the local godbarns, trying to push Austin into their hypocritical … Continue reading
Pathetic tailgaters…who can save you now?
Somehow I don’t think Ming the Merciless drives a hatchback…unless he’s still in exile from Mongo, plotting to get his throne back.
What my car could use
It would be my rebuttal to all the drivers around Austin who have to be ahead of me, like to weave around, yap on their phone while driving and have either “Fire Pelosi,” “Stop Spending” or the usual raw, anti-Obama … Continue reading
Bumper sticker for Austin and word players
Comes in handy with all the assholes who follow too closely on streets/roads, thinking you should use move over and use the shoulder as a turning lane…it’s not, slow down and stop tailgating.
I need this for my car…
…for I am that asshole going the designated speed limit or a little under if the weather conditions warrant it.