Category Archives: Humor

What my car could use

It would be my rebuttal to all the drivers around Austin who have to be ahead of me, like to weave around, yap on their phone while driving and have either “Fire Pelosi,” “Stop Spending” or the usual raw, anti-Obama … Continue reading

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Stormtroopers hoist the tree!

You can see the whole process from start to finish here.

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Rocktopus!

This co-worker who sits across from me acquired a 3-D printer and one of the first things he has shown us all was this funny creation. Very funny. You can tell it was made by a 3-D printer from all … Continue reading

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Bumper sticker Fall 2015

Religion’s rebuttal? “Shut up! You’re going to hell anyway Science, you and your stupid facts and evidence!”

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Didn’t think through the band name

…nor did the people at the Hard Rock Cafe from my guess. If you’re still not up on modern slang, check here why it’s briefly funny.

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As my father often yelled at us kids…

…”Get the shit out of your ears and listen!” I think these earrings would aid immensely. With the foul language one will hear when the Texas Legislature, aka the Teabagger’s Reichstag, is in session, I can only hope this jewelry is … Continue reading

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Bumper sticker for Austin and word players

Comes in handy with all the assholes who follow too closely on streets/roads, thinking you should use move over and use the shoulder as a turning lane…it’s not, slow down and stop tailgating.

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Reno 911

It started with my discovery of all the numerous brown police uniform torsos while sifting through the Lego Store. I then looked for heads with sunglasses because I was inspired to make Deputy Garcia from Reno 911. Since you get three figures … Continue reading

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Look out Sammy Hagar

As long as this driver isn’t a standard Austin douche who has to be ahead of me because I’m driving the speed limit and stay in their lane, I couldn’t care less. Oh, and isn’t on the phone since many here … Continue reading

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Some rather sound advice

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Tiny Elvis gets three Kings on the Strip!

Strengthening my case for why Las Vegas’ nickname should be East East Los Angeles, you can find these people in costumes along the Strip just as I’ve heard LA has in front of Mann’s Chinese Theater. I couldn’t resist this request. … Continue reading

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Come to Caesar’s Palace, see Rod poop his pants!

Besides Diana Ross coming here, yet another concert only my mother would want to attend. Over 20 years ago, I recall my her complaining to me about the experience of seeing him live. As soon as he hit the stage, everybody stood … Continue reading

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Equal rights for female truckers?

Based upon this silhouette’s obese figure, I don’t think women have achieved parity yet.

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Remember Sunday is Father’s Day

Alamo Drafthouse knows the perfect gift to get on the fly!

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A little humor to kick off Monday

I’m confident that Bill O’Reilly will waste the energy arguing about Lincoln never saying this neither.

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