Category Archives: Funny Ones

Funny T-shirts I own, bought or have seen.

Nice spin on an old breakup cliche

Spotted at Pinballz recently.

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Gotta’ lay off the spicy, alien food

Purchased just in time for attending the Spaceballs quote-along at Alamo Ritz this week. Took my friend Jeff to cheer him up. He had been feeling a bit sad and he’s always been good to me. The chest-burster is one of the … Continue reading

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This shirt is the bane of the Dayman!

A wearable litmus test to see which people you encounter are fans of America’s favorite…ok, Basic Cable’s…sociopathic quintet. Since Stern and Jersey Jack will never build an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia pinball machine (don’t get me started, I already have rules … Continue reading

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Meet the Beetlejuices!

Courtesy of a gentleman on the Strip.

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Twenty-one (Gary) seems rather disappointed

This season’s shirts coinciding with the fifth season of The Venture Brothers were alright. Maybe I would’ve appreciated them more if I were keeping up, so don’t spoil anything for me! The DVD covering all the episodes should be appearing soon. … Continue reading

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Bender v. Dalek

Looks like Abner Doubledeal has found a new money-making promotion for everybody’s favorite drinking robot. Maybe if Futurama can be rescued one more time by a cable channel with deep pockets… One moment… I have received word from the future on … Continue reading

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Should I give ’em da’ clamps!?!?

An impromptu joke while shopping at Lowe’s and showing off my new Futurama-related shirt dedicated to the wealthiest person in the 31st century. Seems to work. I figure the Robot Mafia is involved with construction.

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I hate it when they don’t shave!

Whoops! Wrong reference but this is still guaranteed to give small children nightmares, confusion or both! The title from Busted Tees is amusing too…Bloodsugar Rush.

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We don’t do babies…duh!

Everbody’s favorite sociopathic receptionist and heiress has received her due as a shirt from the awesome illustrator Megan Lara. Cheryl gets a special place in the hearts of all Austinites since she corrects Kreiger’s answer to what is the capital of … Continue reading

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In honor of Machete

Somara’s favorite psycho-bodyguard-mulletheaded-Led Zeppelin fan gets the mash-up treatment. I never noticed the cigarette part immediately.

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Are you pondering what I’m pondering Darth Pinky?

I think so Brainperor, but if we call them Sunnytroopers, shouldn’t their helmets have smiles on them? That’s the best I could do after several weeks. How the writers for Animaniacs and Pinky & the Brain pulled off those jokes must’ve been an Olympic-level … Continue reading

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No muscle suit, just pure West

Courtesy of Hot Topic!

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Better than an asterisk by his name

If you lived in Austin, you’d have a front-row seat to what an asshole Lance Armstrong is, his phony-baloney “charity” and the stench of his political ambitions which I’m hoping are derailed by the doping scandal. Maybe he’ll go hang … Continue reading

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Belated welcome to Julia!

A co-worker’s new daughter who is just too adorable! Here Julia is sporting the new onesie we bought for the parents from Wrybaby.com.

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Holy sh**snacks! Who’s a T-shirt babe? This gal!

Everyone’s favorite HR director/gossip, fight-club champ, street-car racer and probably a half-dozen R-rated other odd jobs received her due as a Sailor Jerry-esque pin-up! Given the third-season developments between Pam and Archer, maybe it’s appropriate. No wait, nothing is ever appropriate … Continue reading

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