Fired AT&T today

Last month I upgraded to their fiber because I trusted them not to lie, but they did. My bill didn’t come down very much, four bucks. The real kicker is their fiber product not even being close to their landlines. Traditionally AT&T has a reputation of 99.999% reliability with this; meaning on average, your landline will only be offline for five minutes a year. It isn’t very impressive given that landlines have been around for over a century.

Fiber is a whole other and hugely shitty story. I had it installed in mid-June. From day one it was awful. I had to have a tech come out the next day since the first tech didn’t explain all the changes well; I even wondered if he had a clue on what the hell he was installing. Then the fiber tended to go offline frequently. How did I know? Easily, when the light on the router would blink or turn red…often! Plus, I could tap into the router and see the IP (address) was gone.

In AT&T’s defense, it did improve by July yet I started a log to track when it crapped out and this happened most often when I wanted to watch TV.

Fed up with being offline for approximately 58 hours this July, today I started a chat with AT&T support. Explained the gist of my problems and asked nicely if I could have the bill reduced over the outages; according to my math, it was a mere $6-7. Nope. The rep said there was no record of the fiber being offline neither. I countered, when the light is red or blinking, it’s down, not my imagination. Meanwhile, I decided to investigate the status of Google fiber. It’s finally here! As AT&T dug in its heels I let them know, “Forget it. I’m leaving for Google and tell your bosses how shitty their product is.” I felt for the person on the other end, if there really was one. Given how greedy AT&T is, they’ll double down on AI while continuing to push Seventies Tech at 21st Century prices to keep enriching the shareholders instead of improving their product. You know, the Biz 101 horse shit that Kapitalism claims they learned despite following the gospel of Neutron Jack. I forgot how they would rather piss away millions on lobbying to keep a monopoly, waste millions on stupid shit like stadium naming rights and air their lame commercials every five minutes on traditional TV…as if you have a choice in Amerika.

No longer a problem come August 5, 2023! I can tell I’m not alone, the Google vans are showing up in my neighborhood already! Suck it AT&T!

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RIP Buster Bunny VI

Rather bummed but my second iPod Touch (from a long line of iPods!) finally gave up as its battery swelled after a decade. Then it became too much effort to keep operating as the home button (some call it a belly button) continued to pop out of place. Now I need to find a permanent solution for music and podcasts in my car because Austin radio, much like everywhere in Amerika, is shit. So many good memories too. I’m not going to go with my iPhone because it has a separate purpose I want to keep it pointed toward.

For now, I’ll be casually scouring Mercari, eBay, etc. for a reasonably priced used or never opened successor.

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Surrounded by Assholes!

My co-worker/friend Jason ran into these Assholes at the San Diego Comic Convention last weekend!

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The Deep South in one strip mall

When I first shared this picture with a friend who was born a Texan, I mentioned how the mall lacked a gun store to make my joke true. He countered that it’s implied via the liquor store. Damn! He’s right.

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Traveller is 46 years old

Forty years ago, I got acquainted with the famous three little black books. Looking back, Traveller was my second RPG. I could’ve sworn Star Frontiers and Bushido preceded it but as I remembered my time at Strake Jesuit, nope. A classmate and friend named Brent loaned me his copy yet it was Joe (a fellow Yankee) who clarified how this was different. I asked him, who’s better Luke Skywalker or Captain Kirk (I was 14)? His answer was Kirk, he has more experience (he’s older which means he has more skills). Forty years later, my stupid question is pointless as I now understand Star Wars is Space Opera and Star Trek is Science Fiction, not quite apples to apples.

Anyway, I was excited to see the Science Fiction version of D&D! Games magazine loved it and claimed you could recreate whatever book, show or movie you wanted. They forgot to add a blurb stating “…if you’re only well-versed in the old, dull, neckbeard libertarian writings of Asimov, Niven, Pournelle and Heinlein (three are pedophiles too); constantly love to point out how popular Sci-Fi violates Physics; and never served in the military yet are armchair generals.

So what do these insults mean? It means Traveller was disappointing to the 14-yeard-old me. Your character didn’t start from a “beginning” level, you had to roll up a previous career in which you could die doing and half were in the military; oh when you turn 34, your stats drop. Laser weapons? No. Machine guns and swords are the norm. FTL travel? If covering six parsecs (~20 light years) in a week is your pace, sure; sadly such a fast starship is stuck at one-week intervals so you can’t cut the time by 1/6th. Starship combat? Don’t bother unless you understand vectors.

The list goes on with how much the gear, lack of aliens and character/world generation sucked ass.

How was it as a roleplaying game? Much worse! The rules were often vague (rolling eight or higher was a success with skills…maybe), too abstract (armed combat was worked out as 20 lines on a piece of notebook paper) or too dull (most planets suck, Earth’s siblings are rare). In short, it was more of a glorified board game since characters were disposable. Traveller‘s success was due to no serious competition until the Eighties. FASA published Star Trek in 1983 and West End with Star Wars in 1987. Pacesetter’s Star Ace in 1984 was far superior for what young gamers wanted with a solid core rule on skill resolutions.

It wasn’t all negative. GDW’s strength was the setting the company built around the game for its initial audience, The Third Imperium. It’s a knockoff of Asimov’s Foundation and Niven/Pournelle’s Empire of Man. On its frontiers was the Spinward Marches. Here the Imperium was vying over planets coveted by multiple alien powers in this area, namely the telepathic Zhondani, the unpredictable Vargr or the martial Aslan. Speaking of those three races, Traveller also had the enigmatic Droyne, the intolerant K’Kree, the racist Solomani (Earth’s descendants, we haven’t changed) and the mind-boggling Hivers. Again, GDW shined. The sourcebooks on these seven races were filled up with solid foundations to make them more than just humans in rubber suits (GDW’s ad campaign for them). It was funny how there were paragraphs telling the readers not equate Aslan and K’Kree to Larry Niven’s Kzinti and Puppeteers respectively.

But what most gamers did with Traveller‘s setting and aliens was utilize them with other, far superior and more flexible systems. After GDW closed in 1996, Marc Miller acquired the rights only due to his name being on the core rulebook; he barely wrote much for the game I quickly learned when I was hired in 1991. He knew what people had been doing for years so he immediately and wisely licensed Traveller to GURPS, HERO and d20 during the first OGL gold rush. Today a UK outfit called Mongoose continues to make newer stuff since people like me remain curious about how “the story” will end or progress in the 57th Century. One day I hope we’ll find out who are the galaxy’s other residents. Much like Star Trek, the Imperium can’t be the only civilization surrounded by rivals. It’s probable there are others keeping the Hivers, Vargr, K’Kree, etc. from just colonizing like crazy which is easier than waging destructive wars.

Happy Birthday Traveller. You’re not perfect but you are a part of me and millions.

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny: Must See

Seems we were all wrong, 2008’s Crystal Skull was only the finale for Lucas (thankfully) and Spielberg (pretty cliché now). Disney forced Ford to put on the fedora one more time as they digitized his face for flashbacks, and probably more. James Mangold did a really great job directing and Phoebe Waller-Bridge was awesome as Indy’s god-daughter. Now I’m certain this is it for Ford. He’s 89. I think he’ll die before divorcing no-talent Flockhart.

I loved Dial because it brought back the element which always work…punching Nazis! Plus  Indy is finally going after a real historical object, an antikythera. Being Hollywood all they got right was the name. Its size and inventor were dead wrong; to keep out spoilers, I won’t state the facts. I also used ‘an’ and ‘the’ as I’m confident more than one was probably made given the mechanical device’s real purpose.

After the traditional opening involving some other event in his adventures, the story jumps to NYC a couple weeks after the first moon landing. He’s 80. He’s teaching remedial stuff at some unnamed university. College students of 1969 could care less. But trouble always finds him first as his god-daughter pumps him for information followed by a surrogate for Dr. Werner von Braun. Both are looking for what they call the antikythera. Why? One just wants money and obviously the Nazi has more sinister plans. You will have to see it now to find out where all this leads.

Meanwhile, I would say, screw the complainers who fall into two camps. The first are the usual Incels like Ben Shapiro. They find the weakest of reasons to hate a woman starring in a film. The second are in my brother’s camp. They’ll bitch about anything, namely how their childhoods were ruined. I readily admit I liked Crystal Skull until the aliens. This was out of character. Yes, Indiana Jones is involved with the fantastic, the impossible and too a fault, mythical. Aliens hiding in South America or inspiring pre-Columbian civilization was desperate. As if the writers threw it out there to get out of a corner they boxed themselves into while the Soviet thugs being killed off lacked the satisfaction Nazis dying gets. Ergo, Dial brings back what made Raiders and Crusade loved for decades. I also stand by a wish to see a new actor replace Ford to continue further adventures, preferably during WWII or the Thirties.

Alamo Extras:

  • Trailers for Treasure of the Four Crowns, Romancing the Stone and Dakota Harris (Sky Pirates).
  • Alamo’s plug for their movie about the kids who took seven years to make their own version of Raiders.
  • Devo’s “Whip It” video.
  • Weird Al’s parody of Raiders from UHF.
  • A plug for the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland starring (I think) a kid actor from Home Improvement.
  • The rest of the time was used by Master Pancake Theater’s John Erler giving a great synopsis of all things Indiana Jones up to this movie: all four movies and short-lived TV show.
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Let’s hear it for Placebo!

Placebo’s lead singer Brian Molko calling Italy’s current PM a “Fascist, racist” is on target and certainly better news than Danny Elfman finally being outed as a Louis CK piece of shit; unlike Ariel Pink, I’ll keep my Oingo Boingo since they didn’t try to overthrow the government. I prefer the name for Meloni that was stated by comedian Kate Willet, Pussalini. According to some dumb law, Molko may have to pay a fine because it’s against the law to ‘defame’ the republic which includes its shitty politicians.

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Shame on Texas and the Fascist GOP again

Gov. Abbott, aka Gov. Shitbag, continues to show how cruel and awful he is. Now I have to agree with another saying he’s auditioning for the next GOP cabinet, maybe veep. The Guardian wrote about the horrors here. Once again, Compassionate Conservatism! Or as I prefer to call it out as…Selective Christianity. These are sick, sick policies. I don’t have the answer for the immigration problem, I do know a couple of good reasons why it is happening. However, I don’t believe in being a fucking genocidal Nazi. For all the money we’re pissing away on the Pentagon and Ukraine, we could help Mexico out by building decent shelters until we can get the mess sorted out. I plan to use this as a demonstration to call out MAGAts on their inhumanity yet the NeoLiberal Democrats won’t be off the hook for contributing to the mess neither.

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I lost all my money at Biff’s and only got this lousy shirt

Fright Rags’ ears were burning today too. I was going to post this latest design I bought from them and blammo! They brought back Spatula City! I’ll probably get Wargames too due to the anniversary of it.

What’s really sad is how Americans ignored actor Tom Wilson’s portrayal of Biff which was based upon Donald Trump in the Eighties. Then again, Phil Hartman used to skewer the jackass on SNL then too. You’d think people would learn about what a con artist was like. Can’t dislike Tom though. The character he co-created has become one of cinema’s greatest villains.

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Now I know why my pay is low!

I should try this since my cats’ advice to pee on their shoes hasn’t gotten me anywhere.

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Not really a Hipster, but definitely my ex-roommate

My second roommate in college, Chris aka Pee Wee, was nuts for the Smiths and REM. I know, it’s amazing we got along for any amount of time. REM I could handle in tiny doses since their fans were on par with Beatles fans in their annoyance…both believe their band invented everything. As for the Smiths, I drew a blank because I had been living in North Dakota during their breakout years (or parts of the Midwest that didn’t want let go over the Seventies being over). The first time I heard Morrissey’s voice, I pissed off Chris by saying, “Their singer sounds like Dudley Doo Right.” I continue to stand by this and I’m confident, it’s the foundation all imitators, namely Dana Gould, use.

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I thought it was for changing diapers

This graphic could come in handy if your kid is a discipline problem. Just threaten them with a baby changing station, preferably at Pet Smart or Petco!

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Amerika needs a Bastille Day

Cartoonist Ted Rall nails it when it comes to Amerikan Complacency which is promoted as Exceptionalism. SCOTUS continues to gut our rights with impunity. Hell, they’re not even trying to hide the bribes they receives. Shit birds Thomas and Alito act as if they’re entitled to being pampered by the billionaires they deliver for.

Meanwhile, even Jennifer has been brainwashed by the morons on TV screaming about the dangers of Socialism. “I don’t want to share my money!” That’s not what Socialism nor Communism say. Stalin and Mao definitely collectivized everything under their horrible rules while murdering millions. That’s fact. On the other hand, Christianity is supposed to be about love, forgiveness and acceptance yet millions continue to use this religion as an excuse to murder, malign and torment others who are different. That’s also a fact. I can already hear Dr. Masson from Marquette cranking out his apologist rhetoric, “You’re just attacking popular piety!”

For the record, Socialism means the State (aka the people, the workers) controls certain means of production, usually what’s the most critical for people to survive on. It doesn’t entail everything and France proved that car manufacturing was a mistake. Not everybody gets paid the same. Nobody gets to sit on their ass and do nothing while receiving the same amount of food or shelter. If you want to see an example of it action, join a credit union.

Kapitalism is an economic system and it is proving to be an utter failure. If it’s so great, why does the US lead the West in homelessness? infant mortality? poverty? poor outcomes  from the most expensive healthcare? a bloated military? It’s also an enemy to Democracy since it spreads its tentacles into the government, making corruption legal.

The riots in France over the retirement age were glorious and I supported them because the increase in our average lifespans doesn’t mean we owe the rich more of our lives to toil for them. And to all the naysayers who said their pension system was unsustainable are the same assholes who don’t want to pay taxes and promote the ongoing lie about how tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy…will pay for themselves.

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David X Cohen’s ears were burning for his birthday!

My third Geeky Jersey based upon Planet Express arrived yesterday! Coincidence? I think not! It’s also just in time for the new season on Hulu in about 11 days. Why the ‘number’ F? For us computer-related workers, F = 15 in hexadecimal, one of the two numerical systems computers and eventually, robots, understand. I had to keep the tradition since I’ve bored you all on my Bender jersey having 6C1 (1729). Given Hedonismbot being the purveyor of X-rated activities in the show, you probably thought I chose F to be a placeholder for the F word. Nope, too lazy and not very bright. I chose 15 as his number because it’s the number representing excessive appetites and desires, to some extent hedonism. It did when I put the order in a few months ago. Now my stupid Google searches keep turning up crap about angels and marriage. Trust me, I did my homework much like I did with 17 for Vizzini or my upcoming 27 for Rotwang.

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1973: Queen debuts with “Keep Yourself Alive”

I discovered this piece of trivia via NPR but they unfairly framed is as the debut of Freddie Mercury’s voice. Yeah, smooth move NPR, if you knew shit about Queen. They were a unit, a democracy as well as a band. There were fights. There were egos. But in the end, Brian, Roger, Jon and Freddie knew they worked better together unlike other artists from their era. They were Queen, not Freddie Mercury and Queen!

To add more insult to injury, the NPR talking head said Queen’s first album “dropped” on this day 50 years ago. Dropped is a moron word created from the moron dialect known as BizSpeak, a cousin of NewSpeak. Music doesn’t drop, it’s not rain or manna. In 1973, Queen debuted on the radio! Their album was released and stocked at record stores. Even today, music still doesn’t drop you dipshits. It is distributed physically and electronically. On the latter, an album appears or, I’m willing to go with, it’s posted since this usage is derived from the days of the Internet’s pre-cursor of electronic bulletin boards. Technically, the record companies or distributors more accurately upload the songs (files) ahead of time and on every Friday (new music day for the last few years) music/albums appear or are released electronically, but it never drops.

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