Tag Archives: Humor

Welcome to June, Greedo ordered first!

I decided to go with a joke picture I found on the Internet adding to the big stink that happened on Game of Thrones, an HBO water-cooler conversation maker I have never seen. I’m not against it, I just have way … Continue reading

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Princess Cutie & Friends return with two helpful lessons

They’re back! This time Princess Cutie and her puppet friends known as the Round Rockers are here to share a couple lessons with little people…and maybe to make the grownups laugh. First up, why you shouldn’t hit people, especially friends, … Continue reading

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Had to fix this Superman action figure

 

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1999: Spongebob Squarepants debuts

D’oh! Wait, that’s not his catchphrase. *Ahem!* BARNACLES! TARTAR SAUCE! Much better. Yesterday was the premiere of what became Nickelodeon’s biggest, most successful cartoon character. One could say, he’s the cable network’s equivalent of their Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny. … Continue reading

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Princess Cutie & the Round Rockers’ debut…for Penny!

This is a long overdue project I have wanted to do when Ben was a baby and learning to speak. His own personalized Sesame Street! Thanks to my procrastination, Ben is in kindergarten but thankfully he has a baby sister, Penny! … Continue reading

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Math-Nerd Onesies

My friends Elizabeth and Matthew received or bought (not sure which) a couple Math-based joke onesies for their new son Aaron. That’s the beauty of being an infant, you don’t have to worry about bullies and morons not getting the … Continue reading

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Gauntlet joke

 A pretty good amateur gag covering how food works in the old video game Gauntlet. The bit showing Questor the Elf doing what often happened when you were in a multiplayer game is relatable because there’s always one idiot out … Continue reading

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Goth Math courtesy of the Cure

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Welcome Hermione!

Before 2018 ended, Hermione was born to my co-workers Satya and Joe! They’re huge Harry Potter fans obviously so I hope the darling little girl has the movie character’s huge amount of hair. I’ve never read the books so I … Continue reading

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New shirt from WizWorld #5: Seventies parody

Lucy Van Pelt would be proud!

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What follows in a Google search…

Allegedly, these are the first adjectives to follow the names of various Texas cities. I take issue with a couple of them. Firstly, Wichita Falls is “hot”? Compared to where Houston, Austin, Laredo, etc are located, I find that odd. … Continue reading

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The rebuttal I’ve been waiting for!

Often I find myself holding down my vomit when I see SUVs with large stick-figure families on the back door. My personal prejudice also envisions them being frequent attendees at the local godbarns, trying to push Austin into their hypocritical … Continue reading

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A unicorn crapped on these shoes!

A recent acquisition from the Converse Store to replace the florescent yellow (or green) pair I had to pitch.

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Watch yer beer #1

The Stars had a decent week recently. Two victories and one OT loss giving us five points…oh wait, that doesn’t matter with the five wimp CA teams in our division since the Winning percentage trumps points thanks to them getting … Continue reading

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Happy Epiphany 2016

Bearing gifts of Gold (really Chuck E Cheese tokens), Frankenstein and Myrrh! This will be as good as it gets in Texas. To modify an old mean ethnic joke I remembered as a kid from the Eighties… How do we … Continue reading

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