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Picky eaters
These types make it difficult for those with real dietary issues, especially when they go to the gourmet and chain joints.
How fitting that today is also the Iowa Caucus ’24!
I know how my experience, circle of friends, circle of co-workers, etc. etc…it’s all anecdotal but I’m dying to find out where these morons live. How pollsters and ‘reporters’ succeed in finding such a rich vein of stupid! I’ve met … Continue reading
The weird part is that it didn’t come with any batteries
And if you must know, I didn’t receive any LEGO sets for Christmas from Jennifer or any member of her family. They think I have too many. NEVER!
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Kid, you told your uncle you wanted a switch
This is why you should be very when you ask that bachelor uncle who works in IT on what you want for Christmas. Besides, if you don’t want it, I’m sure the same uncle will find a use for it … Continue reading
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Well…it’s still better than Denny’s
If you don’t get the joke, it’s a reference to the infamous Donner Party. A group of people heading West during the wagon-train days but they didn’t get through a key mountain pass in time, ended up being snowed in … Continue reading
ZOINKS! and I don’t recall if the others have a catchphrase
If they’re both heading to Austin, then I figure they’re investigating the ghost who lives in the Driskill Hotel. A very nice, very pricey place downtown at Sixth and Congress. Since ghosts aren’t real, my money is on Mystery, Incorporated … Continue reading
So it is true! November ’23 edition
Hipsters do all look alike! The only things missing from this photo: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon A fixie bike A vape pen Tattoos on his hands and/or knuckles Or maybe it was really Jason Momoa incognito?
How Paul and I marketed ourselves freshman year
It probably only worked with college ladies who liked good-tasting food and had a taste for immature young men trying to figure crap out.
Worst. Guitar. Tech. Ever!
I honestly could see about half of the cats in my life nesting in a guitar with no strings, especially Klothos currently. She has mastered the art of climbing under the couch when she doesn’t want to be bothered by … Continue reading
Reason why Biden will lose #1
Currently, Blue MAGA is in its traditional panic as it was in 2019, screaming down the Left to stop supporting anyone but the old fart who will soon be eighty fucking one. I remember when how worried people were when … Continue reading
Even the bridge’s viewscreen needs a pop-up blocker!
Good thing Captain Kirk doesn’t share the Enterprise‘s content with our current shit for brains Speaker of the House. This reminds me how I need to pony up for a quick month of Paramount+ so I can binge watch Picard, Lower Decks and Strange New … Continue reading
That is one interpretation of “Mambo Number Five”
The hit you couldn’t escape about 24 years ago…was secretly a song about cannibalism!
Wrong Answer! November 2023
For many Star Trek diehards, to boldly go is a phrase they’d barely get to use in the bedroom, well, except solo. Now I’m thinking about the cute lady in Vegas who was the Andorian at the Las Vegas Hilton and her … Continue reading
A little more levity for Caturday!
The last couple days had been pretty heavy, voting, Nazi pushes and nuclear war. I’m going for a little more fun again. Besides, my Stars won and I enjoyed the comedy of Jackie and her friend Laurie! Jennifer said this … Continue reading
Codename: Outhouse
Hearing Zap Brannigan’s voice yelling “Gooo! Me!” from the parody GI Zap is even funnier in this context. I know, the jokes are too easy. A GI Joe action figure with a plunger and a really awful stench. In reality, it’s … Continue reading