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Well…duh! (Aug ’23 edition)
If someone does succeed, I gotta know how they pulled it off!
Surrounded by Assholes!
My co-worker/friend Jason ran into these Assholes at the San Diego Comic Convention last weekend!
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The Deep South in one strip mall
When I first shared this picture with a friend who was born a Texan, I mentioned how the mall lacked a gun store to make my joke true. He countered that it’s implied via the liquor store. Damn! He’s right.
Now I know why my pay is low!
I should try this since my cats’ advice to pee on their shoes hasn’t gotten me anywhere.
Not really a Hipster, but definitely my ex-roommate
My second roommate in college, Chris aka Pee Wee, was nuts for the Smiths and REM. I know, it’s amazing we got along for any amount of time. REM I could handle in tiny doses since their fans were on … Continue reading
I thought it was for changing diapers
This graphic could come in handy if your kid is a discipline problem. Just threaten them with a baby changing station, preferably at Pet Smart or Petco!
My ‘crude’ skills with Photoshop July ’23 edition
My friends Helen and Paul are in the middle of moving to a new house. Regardless of the circumstances, we all know moving is a colossal pain in the ass! It’s a huge reason why I have fought tooth and … Continue reading
I guess someone yelled at the contractor, July ’23 edition
Yeah, if anyone tells you to jiggle the handle, ignore them but you should ask the door to turn its head and cough if it’s locked.
Move over Musk, Bezos and Branson, here comes competition!
Now all we need to do is put an end to all that innovation-killing safety regulation regime the Leftist gubmints impose! Otherwise, the Chai-knees will be building missile silos and Panda Expresses on the Moon!
Even I have no idea what ‘woke’ exactly means, nor do I care
I’m late to the party on mocking the GOP dipshits, especially Meatball Ron, for attacking what they think is ‘woke’ or ‘socialist’ culture. The headline says I don’t know the meaning but I’m really saying, the literal one. In the … Continue reading
A little of the light side for cats everywhere
Mystery solved! Even the monster under the bed needs to be comforted and kitty cats provide it. They don’t judge. We don’t have to sweat this since our bed goes all the way to the floor…OK, Rhea proved there was … Continue reading
Bugs Bunny making a valid ‘pride’ point against morons
OK, there is one flaw in the argument. Anyone younger than Gen X probably doesn’t know what an anvil is. I too have dressed up as a cheerleader (thank you Anecia Hafner) and one of my favorite misanthropes, Patsy Stone … Continue reading
Spotted in Austin, around Parmer Lane
Odd to see this on a Mitsubishi. I’d say it’s more appropriate for the underwhelming Chevy Aveo or Kia, as Blaine Capatch’s joke ad campaign goes, “This rules look-up break is brought to you by Kia! Kia…beats walking.” In all … Continue reading
Gen X already knows that answer to this
It’s three according to owls! Ergo, you should never ask them how licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop while brandishing your candy in the open. For Johnny Bravo fans, there was a good parody … Continue reading
Another reason why PETA will never be taken seriously #2
Where to begin‽ Last time I checked, T-Rex’s aren’t making a comeback so that’s a dumb point. If we could bring them back as per Jurassic Park imagined, no one would eat them due to the cost as they’d be on … Continue reading