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One of these pumpkins did its own research
My gourd, my choice!
Cats demonstrate the dilemma they cause
A little callback to the late, great Cole having a little sibling spat with Marmalade as the two demonstrate the eternal struggle…cats don’t give a damn about time when it comes to their stomachs! As we all know, Daylight Savings … Continue reading
Danny DeVito is closer to the real character’s height
OK, I was wrong, according to imdb.com, Danny is 4′ 10″ (1.47 m) and what I remember from the Marvel Universe comics, Wolverine (aka Logan) is 5′ 2″ (1.58 m) but let’s face it, movies prefer the illusion of height: many … Continue reading
Why US health care is crap via LEGO people
Imagine how big the bill would be if he went to the emergency room or a doctor outside his plan’s provider list.
Why you should always pay up…by Tuesdays
Wendy probably had the other three beat up Wimpy for her and luckily there are no recognizable thugs…uh, mascots for Whataburger, Sonic and Carl’s Jr. With that many people owed money, I think they’d curb the poor slob knowing there’s … Continue reading
A great mural at a pizza restaurant
What a great mashup! It combines one of my favorite movies with a favorite food. It works better than the Battlestar Galactica version on my Blu-Ray boxed set. I found this via Twitter…just did some quick research, I might see it … Continue reading
A deleted scene from Thunderball
As we get closer and closer to the long overdue Daniel Craig No Time To Die, Amazon acquired MGM, the primary owner of the James Bond franchise, and let us know that SPECTRE had an all-nude, middle-aged European tourist commando unit. … Continue reading
So Seventies, so absorbant…so gross
Imagine the pitch. It’s a bathrobe. It’s a jumpsuit. It’s a set of coveralls. It’s formal wear at a swingers party. I know I often hear the litany of “don’t kink shame dude!’ But c’mon, these are gross on so … Continue reading
That’s one way to guarantee borrowing, not sure about reading
This borrowing library would be funnier if its books and magazines were filled with adult-level-reading material! Publications such as The Economist, New Yorker or tedious novels on par with James Joyce’s Ulysses or Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow. My stupid idea is derived from a story my … Continue reading
At least there’s one honest undertaker
There’s a saying recently attributed to the NeoCon and MAGAt movement, never miss the chance to a turn a crisis into an opportunity. Yup. And every time, they make the situation a hundred times worse. Over 3000 killed in 9/11 … Continue reading
My side hustle has been outed!
Well at least would be a more modern-looking Pope and the High-Tops were already in my possession, no need for Catholics worldwide to pass the collection plate for me.
Tim Burton is re-imagining The Hunchback of Notre Dame
And why not! He’s already crapped on Willy Wonka, Planet of the Apes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Batman. Seriously, who in their right mind rolled out this horrendous pukatronic color combo that makes the model resemble a Thirties football … Continue reading
A counter flag for the Freedumb Movement
I figure the snake is coiled up to wrangle down those swollen nuts we heard the R&B singer alleged in Trinidad.
Never forget…Rand Paul is a dildo
As was expected, the toupée-wearing, Libertarian, ivermectin-promoting, Covid spreading, shitbag joined in on the superficial patriotism, jingoism, etc…about we should never forget the people who died to strengthen an illegitimate POTUS. One thing I will never forget is how often he has … Continue reading
Not really a problem until next year for me
I’m mixed about my return to the campus in October getting pushed back to January. I miss my veal-fattening pen and its perks. However, they weren’t really going to be open or at full capacity. Ergo, what’s the point? It … Continue reading