Tag Archives: Current Events

A doll based upon Georgetown residents

Gas-guzzling SUV sold separately.

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Our concert plans for the rest of 2020

Given all the concerts we (Jennifer and I) had planned, I think this mock ticket is more accurate. I know all of my shows were rescheduled but one. I need to double check on Jennifer’s. At least one was in … Continue reading

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Another cat participating in safety

This kitty knows he isn’t allowed to go any further into the building unless he passes a temperature check.

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This cat is more helpful than my governor

I’m even more impressed by the cat’s owner/human in how they found one patient enough to wear the outfit. Even dogs are more cooperative.

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Austin/Travis County will soon be screwed, thanks Gov. Shitbag

Yesterday, my adopted home area exceeded 70 new CV-19 hospitalizations which means we should be implementing something called Stage 5: everything non-essential is shut down or brought to a halt. As much as that sucks, I agree with the experts … Continue reading

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Here’s a happy little dog to brighten everyone’s day

Last weekend, I had dinner at Jennifer’s friend’s place and he has these three funny little Pomeranians. To me, the smaller the dog, the more “dog” in their behavior. Bigger dogs think they fit in your lap like my cats. … Continue reading

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The expected reactions to the governor’s mask order

Glad that I reside in “Alright” territory which is short for “Alright Alright Alright!” Evil MoPac definitely nailed DFW with “End Times,” since that’s a bastion of “freedom.”

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Gov. Dumbass reverses course…partially

As per the news, Texas had a surge in CV-19 cases Wednesday; to the number of 8000 in a day. So our reality-denying, race-baiting, shitbag governor finally issued an order stating that mask wearing is mandatory in counties with over … Continue reading

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LEGO Jurassic World wants to help

LEGO now presents a Jurassic version of how to stay safe during the Pandemic!

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ACL Fest 2020 Cancelled

Citing concern for everybody’s safety, which is a good enough reason for me, the overrated, bloated gathering of douchebags paying too much to see dinosaur acts…is cancelled for 2020. Given my tirade there, you can tell I’m not upset, much … Continue reading

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America’s pathetic behavior on display…again

Allegedly, these two assholes who overreacted to the protesters marching in their One Percenter neighborhood are injury-lawsuit lawyers. They should’ve attended a basic weapons training class because, they of all people should know they could be sued for injuring somebody … Continue reading

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Texas has to scale back, thanks Gov. Dumbass

It’s not a surprise that Gov. Shitbag and his underlings have had to pump the brakes regarding the COV-19 issue since they open things too soon. Cases are rising very rapidly in Texas but I have a suspicion it’s the … Continue reading

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New Barbie accessories for these changing times

 This comedian proves that even America’s iconic Barbie doll can roll with the cultural shifts happening today.

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The “new normal” June 2020

Thanks to a cartoon from The New Yorker, this might be the solution to get me back into the groove of writing for Picayune since Starbucks are not ready.

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A new mask from a friend!

My super cool friend Summer made this Avengers-themed mask to add to my arsenal to get through the waning days of the Pandemic…and to be ready for the inevitable second wave. I will be alternating it with my cousin’s groovy one … Continue reading

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