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Trump discovers The Cure!

Anything is possible but he’d still be an asshole like the Republican Vampire character Andy French had to deal with on Mission Hill. 

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COVID-19 Bingo Card!

Now we can all play at home to see which sycophants from the inner circle got infected since they didn’t wear a mask and think Jesus will protect them from reality.

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Screw the high road

When Jennifer told the news yesterday morning, I cheered. I don’t care about this high road bullshit. The South cheered when Lincoln was murdered. The Reagans and their friends threw a party when JFK was murdered. Sen. Turkey Waddle immediately … Continue reading

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Sponsored by the dirty cops lobby-union

The billboard demonstrates how dishonest and dirty the police unions are along with their Fascist/GOP allies. Firstly, Austin cut APD’s budget slightly; many felt it wasn’t even a drop in the bucket. Secondly, Austin was the only city that successfully … Continue reading

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No, I didn’t watch the first debate

OK, while I was driving to see Jennifer, I caught the tail end on KUT/NPR…I was hoping it was over and I could hear the fact-checking. I had other matters to tackle when my shift ended (nothing worth bragging about). … Continue reading

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…said no one ever, September 2020 edition

It’s a major reason why I had my FaceBook account deleted, it’s mostly the choice forum of MAGAts (pronounced maggots) and other right-wing dipshits. I also just find it the preferred forum for people too lazy to communicate beyond “LOL” … Continue reading

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But only if Texas is in play…which it is not

I still think Banking Biden alongside Harris is a terrible ticket given how poorly they did in the primaries and debates. Plus they represent the Establishment’s status quo so I know if they’re elected, come November 4, 2020; it’s back to … Continue reading

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Dumbkirk

If you missed the news this weekend, a flotilla of Trumpkins terrorized Lake Travis with hilarious results! Being Trumpkins, the disaster was everyone else’s fault but their own as they posted it on FaceBook, a platform only they trust as … Continue reading

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Covidiots in Wisconsin strike

While driving around on my errands this weekend, I heard on NPR that a bunch of MAGA cheesedicks want to recall the current governor, a Democrat (surprise, surprise). Why? The actions he has been taking to save lives from CV-19, … Continue reading

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Why they’re the same, convention edition

It’s my rebuttal to all the Biden-Pelosi apologists. The Democrats have no fucking clue nor any concern about how much America is hurting. The Republicans only care about rich people and the Democrats…different rich people, often big tech billionaires who … Continue reading

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The myth of Antifa

This is a nice counter cartoon mocking how the Trumpkins can only blame themselves when their racism and terrorist ties are brought to light. Allegedly, these morons are using the policies to slow/stop of the spread of CV-19 as the … Continue reading

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Rot in Hell…James “Big Jim” Thompson

Since the New York Times tends to have its “bipartisan” head up its ass, especially when it comes to crooked politicians outside of NY or DC, they wrote a rather glowing obit about the Republican Dictator of Illinois. To be fair, … Continue reading

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With the nod to Sen. Harris, the 2020 election is solidified

I’m no Nate Silver or political svenghali (sic) but I knew Veep Foot-in-Mouth would pick  Sen. Hypocrite Harris. She was the lazy, cynical, terrible choice this moron is known for making. Then again, I can’t recall any election in which America … Continue reading

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Spotted in Bastrop?

The Environmentalist in me is glad to know those horrible yard signs are being recycled into something for a second use. There’s always a chance this lady’s “solution” will be the new fashion when we’re living in the Mad Max era.

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Austin/Travis County will soon be screwed, thanks Gov. Shitbag

Yesterday, my adopted home area exceeded 70 new CV-19 hospitalizations which means we should be implementing something called Stage 5: everything non-essential is shut down or brought to a halt. As much as that sucks, I agree with the experts … Continue reading

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