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Trumpkins don’t believe in spelling neither
The GOP war on Education has been paying off as this sign in North Carolina proves.
This is going to be my quarantine flag
In light of the moronavirus breakout Saturday, this will be my counter-terrorism flag to the terrorist symbol I remember seeing even in Illinois and Wisconsin. I need a can of spray paint to cover it up whenever it is found as … Continue reading
Austin had a moronavirus outbreak
One horrible downside to Austin is that carnival barker Alex Jones lives here and spouts off his horseshit from his parents’ basement via the Internet. Today he gathered up a few hundred Ammosexuals to protest Science, Reality and not being … Continue reading
The Trump ‘Hail Mary’ arrives
I saw it late last night in my checking account after friends told me they received theirs too. Yes, I’m talking about America’s woefully inadequate $1200 to keep its fragile Kapitalism Uber Alles religion alive. Given how much it costs … Continue reading
Wisconsin dodges the Fascist bullet
The Wisconsin GOP with its gang of thugs (known as their majority in the legislature and supreme court) were suprisinging defeated despite doing all they could to suppress the votes of any brown people in Milwaukee and Madison. Although the … Continue reading
Bernie leaves, DLC circles wagons around a loser
Being only in the Sanders camp to push the Democrats to the Left because we already have a Right-Wing party successfully turning America into a Third World Nation, I am no prepared for the blame throwing in Biden loses. Much … Continue reading
What’s filling up our e-mail inboxes
A satire regarding all those hollow, suck-up, mercenary e-mails from Corporate Amerika on how they, we, etc. are weathering the pandemic. Maybe they’re already jockeying for position on the money Congress and the White House may send out in the … Continue reading
A little pandemic humor, Pi Day Edition!
I have a feeling that this time, the shit is going to stick to him unlike the Mueller Report being spun by Barr (another reason why Catholicism and Notre Dame University disgust me) or the GOP blowing off the impeachment. … Continue reading
“Come back when it’s a catastrophe!” -Captain Brannigan
I missed out on most of this memorable Friday the Thirteenth thanks to Seroquel but it’s officially a National Emergency. Wonderful. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I wish I lived during a boring era. The Asian blessing … Continue reading
The Dems are circling around a guaranteed loser
Plus rumors continue to abound about Bloomberg and Warren dropping out. One thing I know for certain, all the Warren diehards (who are assholes that just screech because many were Bilary supporters) will blame those of us backing Sanders. I … Continue reading
Rot in Hell Jack Welch
The former CEO of General Electric who made Kapitalism a million times worse finally croaked. What a piece of shit he was too. Thanks to him, the majority of corporations are now managed according to his greedy mindset. The shareholders … Continue reading
More Trumpkin incompetence ahead
Just as deficits don’t matter when the GOP is in charge, neither does the stock market “correcting itself.” Nevermind that when Orange Foolius was armchair quarterbacking, while constantly repeating the debunked lie over Obummer’s birthplace, he said the current POTUS … Continue reading
Right wing code, nudge nudge, wink wink Feb ’20 edition
Spotted this bumper sticker at my early-voting polling place for the Texas Primary. I’m guessing the asshole owner of the pickup truck (what else would he be driving? maybe a beat-up SUV) couldn’t afford the “don’t tread on me” license … Continue reading
Biden’s pivot!
This represents how Sen. Foot-in-Mouth is pivoting to prove he’s all things to all Democrats. Namely the ones too lazy to remember/research his shitty record in the Senate and/or those obsessed with the mythical “electability” needed to defeat Orange Foolius. … Continue reading
A better explanation for a poor makeup job
Recently, the wind kicked up on the White House lawn to expose the faux tan Orange Foolius has. He must have his toupee fastened on with Krazy Glue though.