Amerikkka storms the Capitol

Besides MAGAts, I also like the term Y’all Qeda for these losers. Comedian Moshe Kasher pointed out that our overpriced military and militarized police were overwhelmed by a bunch of assholes with Monster Energy guts and vape breath. Should there be an investigation, the DC cops’ sympathies will be revealed. I for one don’t completely buy the argument about the fuzz being understaffed at the orders of Orange Foolius. POTUS doesn’t exactly call the shots on this, due to our clumsy version of federalism, the decision is shared by the cops, Congress and to some extent the Pentagon. We all remember how armed to the gills DC was over BLM because anyone darker than George Hamilton and/or to the left of Nelson Rockefeller belongs to Antifa. A quick question, the majority of the world belongs to Antifa! There’s no gray area, unless you agree to be Pro Fascist.

Another thing which made me puke was the “historical significance” of this.

BULLSHIT!

Firstly, democracy has always been fragile. The Founders knew this from day one and witnessed it go down in France. They also read the lessons about ancient Athens, Rome before Caesar, Constantinople’s frequent internecine fights, the English Civil War and how the First Nations of America governed, yeah, they had democracies too. Secondly, the West and America aren’t immune so shut your cake hole before saying “it shouldn’t happen here.” There are still fresh wounds in Spain, not just for their civil war but the Fascists trying to overthrow the legitimate government in 1981. France had a near-miss coup in the Fifties and the Fifth Republic was formed, courtesy of the 1968 riots.

As for the US, White power did a good job covering up the 1898 Wilmington, NC coup; the Tulsa race riot in 1921 (brought back up through HBO’s Watchmen); and 1874’s failed attempt in New Orleans.

Sure the world is laughing at us with horror (the West) and schadenfreude (Russia, China, North Korea, Iran and Syria). Serves those blowhards right for spouting off about American Exceptionalism, namely Mitt Romney. However, the SCLM needs to stop shitting in its mouth and finally say what needs to be said. The last few years are the result of the GOP’s efforts to get the Deplorable vote since Goldwater. Every cycle, the GOP has cajoled these assholes’ votes by…

  • Claiming Civil Rights and the Great Society are Communism (Goldwater)
  • The Southern Strategy (Tricky Dick)
  • Lying about an army Black welfare queens, they’re weren’t any (St. Reagan)
  • Implying Willie Horton will get out to rape or murder you (Bush the Elder)
  • Trying to implement the failed Iraq plans on the US via New Orleans (Dubious)
  • Voting against MLK Day, then lying about when running for POTUS (McNasty)
  • Getting caught on tape about how half the country wants a handout (Mittens)

The Deplorables bought it every time while accepting scraps from these shitbags via cabinet positions (James Watt), intellectually challenged Federal court appointments (Clarence Thomas) and endless wars/jingoism. On the latter, the Democrats are equally guilty since Slick Willie, Black Nixon and the upcoming Grampa’ Brunch have committed war crimes. The GOP lost control of their Frankenstein monster in 2016 when it finally demanded a good seat at the table which morphed into the brass ring. As a Chinese proverb once warned (paraphrased), those who ride tigers aren’t in a hurry to get off.

The entire GOP leadership and punditocracy are to blame for this, including those con artists in the Lincoln Project. They toyed with dangerous, unhinged, hateful people to get those votes and then acted like a Schrodinger’s douchebag by telling the rest of us, we don’t believe their crap, their agenda will never pass and they’re all bluster.

Nah, They Might Be Giants said it best in their song, “You and Your Racist Friend.”

Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding

Meanwhile, the Democrats and their apologists better take heed. Forty years of NeoLiberal bullshit contributed to the Deplorables’ ranks swelling. What happened yesterday won’t give Grampa’ Brunch and the Washington Generals of Congress the push they need to turn the ship of state around. They’re already squandering it as the Blue Dogs from swing states have decided they want to be McConnell. I think it’s a race between millionaire Manchin of West Virginia, it’s like Kentucky but more pathetic; and Sinema of Arizona, she swings both ways, K-Street Whore AND Pimp, especially on Net Neutrality. Small wonder she’s not in the Green Party anymore, they probably expelled her.

That’s it for today. I have a good feeling there will be arrests. These MAGAts stupidly ran live streams of their vandalism, took very identifiable pictures of themselves through Twitter and FuckBook and they have a history of not keeping their mouths shut. Bragging is a key MAGAt trait.

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