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A little pandemic humor, Pi Day Edition!
I have a feeling that this time, the shit is going to stick to him unlike the Mueller Report being spun by Barr (another reason why Catholicism and Notre Dame University disgust me) or the GOP blowing off the impeachment. … Continue reading
His Holiness, circa his ’68 Comeback Special
This portrait is unique to the Chuy’s in Cedar Park along the 183-A tollway. It’s a good thing the guy has a good sense of humor. If you did the same for Mohammed, Jesus or Moses, there’d be a hissy … Continue reading
Cookie Disaster, Feb. 2020 edition
According to the baker, these are supposed to be cookies of the number one symbol to celebrate a child’s first birthday. Yeah. As Charlie Kelly would say, “No it’s supposed to be a bicep muscle.”
Wisconsin transplant?
Wrong breed of cow for Texas.
Biden’s pivot!
This represents how Sen. Foot-in-Mouth is pivoting to prove he’s all things to all Democrats. Namely the ones too lazy to remember/research his shitty record in the Senate and/or those obsessed with the mythical “electability” needed to defeat Orange Foolius. … Continue reading
A better explanation for a poor makeup job
Recently, the wind kicked up on the White House lawn to expose the faux tan Orange Foolius has. He must have his toupee fastened on with Krazy Glue though.
Mac Blake caused the name change
I don’t know if this moving company has franchises in other cities but this one has been a staple around Austin for about a decade. They used to be named “College Hunks Moving Junk.” Then the word “Hunks” was transformed … Continue reading
Modern spin on an Eighties’ fad
Well at least it gives me pause and a quick chuckle before saying, “Yeah, yeah, you have a frickin’ yard ape, thus it’s your excuse for being a shitty driver.”
I need this for my car!
Sadly, this quote and its attribution are very, very true. Quick confession about me and cars. When I was a little kid, I loved Hot Wheels and Matchbox toy cars like all my age in the Seventies. I wanted a … Continue reading
Pasta found in the Netherlands that’s special!
As you can see from the label, whenever you buy this brand/package of pasta, you must give five ravioli to me. I prefer them to be cooked and covered with an Alfredo sauce. A chicken-based broth is acceptable too. In … Continue reading
Heinz stole Hoser’s idea!
One odd habit my best friend José had in college was dipping his fries in a mix of mayonnaise and catsup/ketchup (I don’t care which). He really liked it too. He’d fill up a salad bowl with this gross concoction! … Continue reading
Jim Henson would’ve laughed at this
Congratulations to T-Shirt Hell for this great joke!
Posted in Adult Puppet Stuff, Funny Ones, Humor, Pictures, Puppet Movies, Shirts, TV
Tagged Dirty Joke, Muppets
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This bumper sticker saves money and the environment!
It’s so brilliant, you want to kick yourself for not coming up with it first!
Which one is the pyramid scheme that rips you off?
The answer……BOTH! Last weekend, I went to a little toy convention at the makeshift convention space in what used to be Northcross Mall and these two operations where in other halls on a Saturday. Hey, at least my money went … Continue reading
Halloween 2019: the LEGO® avatars and guests!
I went with Where’s My Pants‽ Guy. Co-Worker/Friend Holly is Elvira. This year’s guests are a couple bootlegs I scored this Summer: Spider-Ham and The Mask. Then there’s a possessed waitress from LEGO’s new The Hidden Side sets and Captain Phasma … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Legos, Pictures, Toys
Tagged Halloween Costume, Horror, Star Wars, Superheroes
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