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If Covid happened in the Aughts, the WFH set up
Am I glad we’ve made great progress on getting portables to be more versatile and powerful. Oh, and affordable! As much as I loved the iMac in its earlier incarnations, it was pretty heavy. The guy in the photo must … Continue reading
Well, that explains why I’m only middle class
It certainly explains what Elon Musk must be doing with Twitter. I know it’s not clothing from con-artist-douche extreme Kanye, he’s too cheap to use color or an interesting font. Having been a teenager in the Eighties, I can vouch … Continue reading
I guess Henry Bascombe made bail
Scooby and the Gang found out the hard way not to mess with immoral real-estate deals as their Mystery Machine was torched by agents from the local Chamber of Commerce and the American Enterprise Institute; both are the public-facing elements of … Continue reading
Kwanzabot, Nibbler and Robot Santa visit Austin
I knew there was a reason why I felt compelled to go to Jason’s Deli for soup last weekend! It’s actually pretty good for the price point you pay too. The only thing I could say that beat it was … Continue reading
My right-wing cousin’s normal attire…
or how numerous White males dress in the Austin ‘burbs, especially in Cedar Park, Round Rock and Georgetown. The proportion grows the further North you go into Williamson County and beyond. I imagine it’s true with the other three directions … Continue reading
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Pry to be eaten first, Nov. ’22 edition
Given his aristocratic (and racist) nature, I don’t think HP Lovecraft would’ve found the humor in this prank. The person who also did this titled it a Turkraken because the general public isn’t knowledgable of the Cthulhu Mythos. Not a … Continue reading
Good joke about a rather lame episode and casting issue
This is a dig at a rather disappointing episode from the early Nineties Next Generation period called “The Chase.” If it were done today via the Paramount+ regime, the execution would more likely be a more satisfying mini-arc within Strange New Worlds or a … Continue reading
Ugly ducklings should definitely apply!
I say, why not? Some people could use a good challenge, embrace a rather wild, impulsive career change! You could be one of those pests on a golf course, honking at all the jerks in the ugly pants! However, if … Continue reading
I knew those Kumon tutoring joints were a front!
Yikes, if this poor person can’t handle her issues with addition via the powerful Crystal Blue Math Jesse and Walter are making in their lab, I fear what will happen when she is offered some uncut Game Theory or Geometry. … Continue reading
A great Princess Bride joke!
Someone at my job did this. As soon as I spotted it, I knew the reference instantly because it’s only one of my favorite movies of all time! Good thing I wasn’t riding by on horseback.
Meet Pelucchi!
In light of yesterday’s screed on how democracy is dying in America via its Senior Citizens, here’s some overdue levity demonstrating my crude PhotoShop skills. I made this creature for my cousin, her husband and their mutual friend as part … Continue reading
Fox News interviews Grand Moff Tarkin
We shouldn’t be surprised that Tarkin is a sleazy, Republican apologist for the Emperor but not a diehard fanatic a la Boebert, Greene or Gaetz; he’s carved from the more cynical branch like McCarthy or McConnell. Sure the Death Star killed … Continue reading
Yes, while you…sit
Definitely puts new meaning in term garbage goal. On the other hand, it could be a more constructive use of potty time since we all know everyone is on their phone or tablet. I bet humans were reading on the … Continue reading
Pabst Blue Ribbon, now in obnoxious Hipster cases!
How to transport that is beyond the imagination. Given how icky PBR has always been, that’s not a family pack, it’s a lifetime supply for a few generations.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…
…especially when they’re in queue for a drink at Sherwood Forest Faire! Great costume with this gentleman but I stupidly got thrown by his headgear because I addressed him as “your excellency.” I think that’s what the French said with … Continue reading