Category Archives: Humor

Horsemen of the Apocalypse had an expansion draft

Posted on August 19, 2021 by Steve

Twenty years ago, the cartoon Sealab 2021 made its debut and one of the jokes made by Debbie the Teacher was, “Who can tell me what the Internet was and how it almost destroyed the world in the early 21st Century?” … Continue reading →

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My temporary tattoo, August 2021 edition

Posted on August 16, 2021 by Steve

So appropriate with all the anti-vaxx morons who are directly responsible for all those dead children; yes, children can get CV-19 and they always did last year. Now FL, TX and LA have ICUs at capacity. Rumor has it, the … Continue reading →

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Obey your master! Master!

Posted on August 13, 2021 by Steve

This should be an easy sell for Heavy Metal and UT Sports fans because it’s the same hand gesture! Plus it’s a European insult (with a little modification) and Ronnie James Dio learned it from his Italian granny as a … Continue reading →

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Sen. Rand “Toupee” Paul is a terrorist

Posted on August 9, 2021 by Steve

Today is the final straw. This shitbag from Kentucky, a state in which half of its economy is dependent upon Federal Aid, making it between the sixth-to-eighth biggest deadbeat state in the Union. The so-called “doctor,” I use quotes due to … Continue reading →

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The only logical boy band to listen to

Posted on August 2, 2021 by Steve

Works for me. Most Boy Bands and Training-Bra Pop stars are Deep Fakes from the start.

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The kids didn’t sleep much and wet the bed, I wonder why?

Posted on July 28, 2021 by Steve

Well, at least it wasn’t called Pennywise’s or Uncle John’s Crawlspace of Fun. It doesn’t market successfully with adults neither. I recall, the term clown implies incompetence so if you want to served by a staff that doesn’t know how … Continue reading →

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Now seating Baggins, party of four

Posted on July 18, 2021 by Steve

I would expect to see this at the Elrond’s Rivendell Bar & Grill but it was at my first visit to the Furniture Mall of America. The bigger shock was that this rather unique, impractical setup had sold tags on … Continue reading →

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My cousin’s Coke got hijacked!

Posted on July 16, 2021 by Steve

Nice to see an overrated movie’s multiple inside jokes working out to make Coke’s lame-ass name campaign more fun. The Playmobil toys of Ghostbusters are more fun.

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It’s still cruelty at some level

Posted on July 14, 2021 by Steve

Although my good friend Ethan is nuts for Steely Dan and we saw them before Walter Becker died (half the band) at the Venetian, I must say the owner is cruel for not playing something more contemporary.

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A Prius that’s acceptable in Red Texas

Posted on July 9, 2021 by Steve

Since Toyota got outed for supporting Neo-Confederate and MAGAt Republicans, they claim they’ll stop giving those assholes money but they will still cater to that crowd with a hybrid vehicle. It satisfies a certain Republican who sort of cares about … Continue reading →

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Bender’s cousin?

Posted on July 7, 2021 by Steve

I’ve always wondered about the CapMetro logo sewn into the seats on its light-rail cars. It’s supposed to be the Texas capital building but I can’t help wondering if it’s really a bending unit crossed with a Cylon. You know, … Continue reading →

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Hopefully the Delta Strain won’t ruin this hope

Posted on June 29, 2021 by Steve

Rumor has it that these are back at Costco and HEB. I refuse to shop at Wal-Mart or Sam’s Club so I have little idea. Fingers crossed but it looks doubtful. Los Angeles is back to wearing masks indoors, even … Continue reading →

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Yeah…not a really a good slogan to boast

Posted on June 28, 2021 by Steve

I almost forgot about this horrible and hilarious display at the Riverwalk in San Antonio over New Year’s Day. Ugh! It just seems to be a stupid boast by the holy rollers thinking this will shame the rest of the world … Continue reading →

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Side effects include magnetic powers or a Cardassian forehead

Posted on June 9, 2021 by Steve

Damn! I knew I got the wrong vaccine since I cannot do that! What I’d give to have magnetic powers like Magneto, Polaris or Dr. Polaris from the comic books! So far every live demonstration coming the Covidiots or Freedumb … Continue reading →

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Yee Haw! (still not a good foreign policy)

Posted on June 7, 2021 by Steve

I’m surprised the “rabbit” didn’t need an ambulance from my weight on its back. Obviously it’s fake but the jackalope is the main attraction at this bar named after the mythical creature. Given how crappy the service and dirty the tables were, … Continue reading →

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