A very cool, handmade gift!

Check out this bottle opener my friend Marian manufactured and gave me! It’s pretty cool because she made it in her garage as part of her new hobby of creating things like an old-timey blacksmith! Marian also created and gave me a coat hook which I need to find a spot for in the house, put my biker jacket on it. Somehow I imagine her like in the movies with the big hammer, a furnace and an anvil going bang bang bang until is a bottle opener! I’m grateful I was worthy and didn’t have to pull it from a stone.

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Ewww! Cat Breath!

This picture of us together for the cat slack channel was ruined by her yawning and the cloud of cat-food fueled stench. Klothos is a cute little creature yet her breath punches up to the adult level. Good thing she is adorable and exotic, it helps everyone forget. Unless she emits a memory-loss gas.

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Counselor Peggy, I need to defend my Quv for Strickland!

It’s rather funny too. Hank Hill would be the most mild-mannered Klingon known in the galaxy since he’s a rather kind, rational guy despite not wanting to express nor show his true feelings. Given his love of propane and all things mechanical, he should be either the Chief Engineer or probably Assistant Chief Engineer for he’s always stuck cleaning up the real Chief’s messes, Commander Buck Strickland.

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1988: Lockerbie bombing

Thirty-five years ago, Libya blew up an international flight leaving London for NYC during the Gaddafi regime. To what end? Only the deceased de facto ruler of Libya could tell the victims’ families. I’m guessing it was to demonstrate how the West wasn’t invincible and he could hurt its citizens at random.

In the Eighties, Gaddafi had an ongoing beef with the US via both Carter and Reagan, the latter really ginned it up since picking a fight with the sparsely populated North African country was less risky than sticking it to Iran. American bombers had struck Libyan cities while I was in high school and college. I think one sortie was for the disco bombing in West Germany and/or saying Gaddafi couldn’t extend his borders as far as he wished into the Mediterranean.

When the tragedy initially happened, I don’t remember anyone taking responsibility nor the trigger-happy St. Reagan administration blaming a target. With the latter, this was not something they wanted to deal with given the upcoming handover to Bush the Elder in a month. I’m confident the usual list was pitched on the pre-Faux News shows: Iran, Syria, the PLO, Cuba, Libya and maybe, North Korea. Eventually it was pinned on Libya yet it took many years to get Gaddafi to just apologize. After the September 11 al-Qeda attacks, the Colonel changed his tune somewhat and I think he gave up the people behind the dirty work to save his ass. It did him no good in the long run since nobody in the West came to his defense when his rule collapsed in 2011 and he was killed by an angry mob.

Such a shame with all the lives lost. Meanwhile the US didn’t freak out and implement draconian security measures until it happened on American soil. Smooth move USA.

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Huzzah! One set of awful scooters may soon be gone!

The Bird assholes filed for bankruptcy! Although I am in favor of prohibiting cars from the downtowns of the world’s major cities, these dangerous, eyesores were not a solution. I saw people risking their lives way too often on Austin’s busy streets while sober and drunk. While waiting in line for Simple Minds at the ACL Theater, I witnessed this dude seriously wipe out at Guadalupe and Second. He was lucky. In addition to killing stupid people, they are cluttered all around the corners of major intersections, along with other brands.

Given how fuckin’ fat we Americans are, especially in the South (guilty! I’m stuck around 260 lbs/118 kg) and the Midwest (where I’m from), walking as much as possible is the best remedy. We in Austin live in a great climate! If you’re in a hurry, you should’ve planned better too. What about bikes? Here, I’m good with them. We have protected lanes in many places around the city and its outskirts. I even wear a helmet when today. I wasn’t keen on it in 1994-95, my prime biking period round Austin, all ended thanks to some assholes stealing my bike! I was just dumb and stubborn yet I stand by how the city should up the penalties for careless drives given how they’re way more often at fault, ergo, to scare them into paying attention, charge them with manslaughter. Especially now that I see assholes on their phones.

But back to Bird and the scooters! All brands should be scooped on a hedge-fund’s dime and all the materials recycled into something useful. If we don’t, I fear they’ll end up where they have been often found, abandoned in our lakes, canals and rivers, polluting.

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Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies

An upside to the Internet’s obsession with porn! It made a serious movie like Skin possible and not a magnet for teen boys, 14-year-old me going, YESSSS! This is a documentary and it’s very academic about the topic. There’s still uncensored scenes from the famous movies that pushed the boundaries and interviews with the people (mostly women) who starred in them. I wish it were made more recently since the #metoo movement is in this, which I felt was an overdue reckoning given how often young actresses are bullied into nude scenes, but you can tell it’s ongoing with optimism.

But a quick time out here. I know the Europeans feel a thousand times less shame about sex and nudity and congratulations; the Irish are the exception. However, in America (and Canada), the problem today isn’t cultural shame embedded in our collective DNA by the Calvinist founders of earlier centuries. It is the sleazy people in charge at the top infecting the system with their brohs as producers and directors. Getting actresses, and sometimes actors, to display themselves in the ‘all together’ is a power play by shitty humans. I’m glad director Paul Verhooven demonstrated how he was not a “do as I say, not as I do” person when the cast of Starship Troopers were reluctant to shoot the co-ed shower scene. In case you’ve not watched this perfect parody about US militarism, propaganda and freakout to a terrorist attack, the army is co-ed and the soldiers do everything together. It wasn’t meant to be a turn-on for the audience. Back to Paul. The cast balked. So he stripped down to let them know it wasn’t a big deal. Admittedly, a middle-aged Dutch guy has less to lose yet I doubt Spielberg, Tarantino or the other American “greats” would follow (birthday) suit!

Back to the documentary and the #metoo movement. Before my strained digression above, Skin could’ve been more effective and relevant if the aftermath were in the story. Shit bird Harvey Weinstein sentenced to prison where he belonged, intimacy coordinators required and does the new SAG-AFTRA contract protect young strugglers from exploitation? No more horror stories would be nice to discover when it comes to favorite films.

Sadly, we know #metoo ran aground. It’s not dead, more like weakened as the movement divided, some scum have died (St. Reagan the SAG Rapist) or escaped and unfortunately, a few innocent people were accused. The Fatty Arbuckle story continues 100 years later.

What else? The main take away I do want to emphasize. The “good ol’ days” weren’t clean and perfect. Hollywood during the Roaring Twenties had movies showing stuff that would make you go, WTF? Yeah. Wings also had two dudes kissing like they meant it. Movies got reined in by the Thirties but only for economic reasons; the studios grew tired of having to print different edited versions by state, city or county standards. The pendulum swings back in the Fifties and Sixties through loopholes, namely nudist colony footage. Hollywood starts a new charm offensive to appease the prudes while making movies to compete with TV eating their lunch. I completely agree how the rating system helped let everybody learn the new ground rules and boundaries, screw the Catholic Church’s “condemn” bullshit; the last movie I remember anyone caring over this was History of the World Part I, by then, most Catholics just rolled their eyes.

I do hate how the MPAA jerks aren’t consistent. Served them right how they chose not to copyright their X rating. Originally, there was just G, M, R and X. The latter meant, “this movie isn’t going to interest and/or has subject matter not for those under 18.” Legendary flicks got this label: A Clockwork OrangeBeyond the Valley of the Dolls and Midnight Cowboy. The Porn Industry loved X and used it to their marketing advantage by inventing XXX (there’s no such thing), if it’s three times what was in Valley of the Dolls, it must be “offensive.” Obviously, the MPAA had to reconsider their system and to this day, those I listed earlier are now solidly R and they created NC-17 in 1990 to separate Art from Porn. Nope, NC-17 remains the death penalty regardless of the movie’s content; it could apply to violence, America’s true addiction.

In between the segments showing the march of time, there are interviews with actors and actresses who bared it all, directors, writers, business people, critics and historians. I love Joe Dante’s story about making trailers for Roger Corman to just get by the MPAA. Having met Diane Franklin (Better Off Dead), I feel terrible she felt obliged to do the graphic stuff in Last American Virgin to get work. Ditto for women. Malcolm McDowell laughed about it and said after If…, A Clockwork Orange wasn’t a big deal, most people knew what he looked like naked by then. Bruce Davison was told by his uncle and aunt how they were shocked to see his bare butt on the big screen from Last Summer.

Skin is something I highly recommend for fans of Film History and Cultural History like I am. It’s fascinating to see how norms shift. Popular entertainment either reflects it or fuels the change. I think it’s simultaneous because the former is when studios cash in and with the latter it’s when the former runs out of gas. MAGAts and blowhards claiming there was a “good ol’ days” want the majority to believe the latter too. Not by a longshot! Hollywood knew since day one, sex sold despite it being in black and white with no sound.

I’ll close with a little History and silliness about Skin‘s subject matter. Like all kids during the late Seventies and early Eighties, seeing a naked, adult woman was a Holy Grail. In the days before the Internet, one often found a stash of Playboys or Penthouses in the nearby woods. I think these magazines grew from seeds, not from publishers! If you were lucky, your family had HBO! Many Saturday nights, you could count on HBO to show something racy when the adults were away! However, I was a weird kid of two minds. My inner Mr. Spock chimed in when it came to these movies with “How did this exactly move the plot?” Case in point, my dad let us watch the weak Wilder-Pryor comedy Stir Crazy. Being 1981, the jokes were solidly PG. During the third act, the real bank robbers are seen in a topless joint with obvious proof, and boom, there’s the rationale for an R. I remember thinking, I didn’t get to see this last year with my parents in a theater due to these pointless couple minutes? A lame decision for all involved in making this. More people could’ve gone, made it successful if it didn’t wedge in showing topless women who have nothing to do with the robbers or the stars. But then again, I never said this aloud, especially on the playground for fear of my peers asking, “Are you a fag?”

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It doesn’t matter if it’s fake…

I can see Jay Leno adding this hilariously awful vehicle to his collection. I just can’t see how Tesla claims this crudely TRON-like monstrosity is a truck. Even the car Homer made that destroyed his brother’s car company is a better idea. If people still don’t drive the low-to-the ground El Camino, why would they buy this overpriced joke?

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Farewell Autumn, a great person all around

Yesterday, we all said our farewells to a great person, a wonderful friend and a fantastically brilliant co-worker. Autumn passed away earlier in last week for reasons I don’t want to discuss because when I was given the news at my job, I choked up, needing a few minutes to pull myself together, refocus on what I was doing.

It was a very awesome ceremony. Given Autumn’s love of sports and music, we were asked to wear either our favorite team’s jersey (any sport) or the same for our favorite artist. A few people spoke to give their favorite anecdotes about her too. Several songs were played while a collection of photos were presented in a slide show. I laughed a little, it was just funny to see Autumn make a goofy face or stick out her tongue. Over the years I often interacted with her, she was serious and had a deadpan on par with the great Paul Mooney or Jonathan Katz. I also didn’t know she was a Parrot Head! I guess Jimmy Buffet does cross over the generations!

I was happy to finally Autumn’s wife, let her know, I’m the prankster who gave Autumn the shirt of Wonder Woman punching Donald Trump in the face. I didn’t do it for politics, I just knew she was a fan of Wonder Woman first. I also gave a belated thank you for all the Starbucks free app cards a decade ago; she used to be a manager and her shop had more drive-thru traffic than sit down. Ergo, she’d give Autumn stacks of these cards with the activation codes in which many of us would put into spreadsheets to demonstrate how Apple Configurator could distribute iOS apps without tying them to an Apple ID. I do hope I get to see more of her (protecting her identity out of respect with pronouns/aliases, plus I don’t know her very well).

Being this is my site, I want to share with you all my great stories about Autumn and how she made the world a better place for everybody she encountered. I recall she joined my team over a decade ago and I’m go to the mat thinking she was a direct hire, something very uncommon. I think I was relatively new at the role I have today too. After a few weeks of interacting with Autumn, I was of the opinion…this person is overqualified to be in our ranks, we need to find a way to move her into something better suited for the smarts she demonstrates, otherwise, we could lose this talent. I’m grateful she toughed it out as we finagled a way to get the interview to a well-deserved (and overdue) promotion and then on to the engineering track. Autumn was brilliant but thorough. One time, I got to be in the conversation letting her know in her help desk role, “You don’t have to take over every call from the tier ones. If they can handle it or they’re just wanting re-assurance on what they’re thinking, you can let them finish.” Her response was priceless, “Oh, I thought I had to because I wanted to make sure the customer got a right answer.” It was said with such sincerity and without an ounce of arrogance…I briefly thought Autumn was a Vulcan.

I know I often enjoyed working with her, I only hope it was mutual given I am not bright when it comes to the deeper, inner workings of Tech or Science. I regret not discovering how much Autumn was into Astronomy and its related fields. The universe, the stars, exo-planets, etc. have been a passion of mine since childhood. I would’ve been thrilled to be schooled by someone who understood Hawking, Kaku, Sagan and Degrasse-Tyson!

One last thing about Autumn that made her an admirable person, a love of animals. The service mentioned how she would be joining numerous pets and other than donations to Austin’s music fund, helping the Austin Humane Society was another thing to give in lieu of flowers. I know I will be doubling down on fostering more kittens next Spring.\

Farewell Autumn! In our brief association and interactions, you made a dent in dozens of people’s lives and millions of technology users. You were a heroine to many, including me and I want to thank you for everything, especially when I stare up at Orion’s Belt during an evening’s walk to my mail box.

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Fortune cookies never lie

Jennifer and I are the personal assistants to five of them.

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Well…it’s still better than Denny’s

If you don’t get the joke, it’s a reference to the infamous Donner Party. A group of people heading West during the wagon-train days but they didn’t get through a key mountain pass in time, ended up being snowed in and resorted to cannibalism to survive. No joke, one survivor did open a restaurant.

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2008: al-Zaidi throws his shoes at Dubious Bush

To me it was one of the funniest things I had seen on the news in years and I loved to see that inbred moron at the podium dodging the shoes being thrown at him. Sadly, Dubious still looked pretty smug as Muntadhar al-Zaidi yelled (in Arabic), “This is a farewell kiss from the Irakienne people, you dog!” Yes, I misspelled the nationality on purpose because English speakers are dumb and have it wrong as the ‘-i’ suffix is only applicable for people in parts of South Asia, namely around India.

Anyway, al-Zaidi was a journalist who took a big risk to insult one Amerika’s worst and he paid for it. A year in prison and numerous injuries from the Secret Service putting the hurt on him. But he said what millions wanted to say, Thanks for leaving our country in much worse shape than it was before you asshole! Dubious was lucky Arabs expressed it with their shoes given how many more unhinged Amerikans use guns, guns he and his Fascist (they were this long before 2016) party thought it was OK to let them have.

The biggest surprise wasn’t al-Zaidi’s poor aim, other than an Eddie Murphy routine, foot wear (shoes, sandals, boots, even Crocs) aren’t known for accuracy; no, it was Dubious not making a flippant quip. I feared he would’ve said, “Good thing he used Odor Eaters, or I’da been in serious trouble! Heh!” or, “He missed due to not knowing a secret we have back in Austin, wearing socks with sandals. That improves our aim.”

Where are they now? We all know the war criminal and his cabal continue to walk free thinking his shitty paintings redeem him…oh, and pointing out who much worse Trump is, despite laying down the ground work for the awfulness. Mr. al-Zaidi promised to built orphanages and hospitals, thanks to the US destroying the ones they had; no idea how well this was coming along. He also ran for office in 2018 to fight the corruption of the puppet government and to force US and Iranian influence. So much for the enemy of my enemy is my ally.

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ZOINKS! and I don’t recall if the others have a catchphrase

If they’re both heading to Austin, then I figure they’re investigating the ghost who lives in the Driskill Hotel. A very nice, very pricey place downtown at Sixth and Congress.

Since ghosts aren’t real, my money is on Mystery, Incorporated proving that it’s one of Joe Rogan’s fans running around claiming the sheets they’re wearing aren’t hate but heritage.

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Doctor said sane for the rest of ’23!

Last doctor visit for the year and I’m feeling pretty good. It was then great to have the doctor’s seal of approval on it. Now if I could just get the better feelings to spread to others where and when needed. Only having pay the deductible price/amount for another few months is something my wallet would love.

Then comes getting to take my time having lunch as there’s no rush to hop into the day. My favorite is usually something I don’t get to eat often due to the time constraints of an hour, like Aviator Pizza or this nice Thai place down the street.

Let’s see if I can have the “normality” carry over for nearly a year. I was doing alright at the beginning of 2023 until I caught COVID-19. Crap! I need a booster too.

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Reason why Biden will lose #2

The poll numbers continue to look shitty for Grampa’ Brunch, however, I don’t sweat them and nor should anyone. The Bilary apologists just need something to crank up their litany of “So…you want Trump!” crap, the media needs eyeballs to sell ads because there isn’t any horse race and the Democrats continue to never learn the lessons from the past. Around this time in 1991, Bush the First was a lock and out of nowhere, he was defeated by Slick Willie, the trailer-park with an insatiable dick but with a Georgetown law degree.

Meanwhile, Biden is likely to lose since his four years in office are not terribly different than the other old fart. See above. And with him letting Israel tell us what to do, he will lose votes from people sick of Bibi acting as the petty dictator he and his father always have been and always will be.

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Now you can recreate the adventure kids!

What better way to remember one’s failed vacation to Madrid! There you were dreaming of enjoying authentic tapas and looking up the landmarks from your Spanish textbooks, all ruined thanks to that Hershey-squiring clod.

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