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This LEGO joke didn’t take long
LEGO pieces are so simplified in order to make customized things, aka known as MOCs, so the majority of the pieces in this gag are feasible, even the guns. I would only buy this set if all its profits went … Continue reading
Not cold enough here for these, thankfully
I thought it was funny because Austin still has pockets of agriculture that aren’t far away from the city limits. Given all the cattle farming or is “ranching” a verb? Whatever, due to cows, seeing these bales rolled up in … Continue reading
May 2020 be the end of Reaganism and Rand’s rantings
I also wanted to post this because I have a friend whose daughter was assigned The Fountainhead at her school for English class. Like any thinking person who isn’t a greedy sociopath named Mark Cuban or Rand Paul, my reaction was “What? … Continue reading
To remind KKKristians regarding the season
They’re the first to whine and bitch about the secularism that isn’t really happening since even I am fine with Merry Christmas. I do throw in the New Year. With people I know, I add Festivus, Solstice, Hanukkah and Kwanza. … Continue reading
Favorite fiction v. Philosophy
How about some examples? In the fiction department I would go with Alan Dean Foster, Octavia Butler, Michael Moorcock, Douglas Coupland and James Ellroy (he would be a bumpy journey). In the latter? There is fiction: Frank Herbert (Dune has … Continue reading
Our current…eternal struggle as 2020 ends
Let’s hope that 2020 wins for a change on this contest based upon a really stupid Stallone movie from the Eighties.
Holiday greetings from the South Pole!
Oddly, when I sent those guys at the Antarctica Research Center, their card never arrived according to USPS. Maybe I’ll have better luck next year.
Crappy gift of 2020 #2 (probably mid Eighties)
OK, to be fair, this isn’t truly crappy. I could just see this being given to a male child from a grandmother or aunt. “Billy, you said you really like the Muppets and you wanted a Big Wheel so I … Continue reading
Crappy 2020 summed up, December 2020 addendum
The diver approaches the board’s end (January and February), begins to slip (March) and falling in is the remainder of the year. Since I met Jennifer, it’s the only reason why the pool has water. What we don’t hope follows … Continue reading
Crappy gift of 2020 (probably 1965)
I could see a well-meaning grandparent or elderly aunt giving this to a couple kids thinking it was pretty cool because, “We didn’t have this level of entertainment during the Depression.” Meanwhile, the recipients get about 10 minutes of ‘play … Continue reading
“Happy Ending” on white or wheat?
I spotted this in downtown New Orleans during our long weekend there. One of the many combos that just don’t really go together yet, maybe eating a crappy salad on half-cooked bread could require some gross enticing. Using the sandwich … Continue reading
Political cartoonist Tom Toles retires
Yesterday was Tom’s last strip ever. During his long-storied career, he drew/wrote over 15,000 since college. I always thought he worked for the Washington Post the whole time, nope, he joined them 16 years ago to replace another legend, Herblock. Toles’ … Continue reading
Kid who “gets it” not included
You gotta’ do those team costumes while the kids are tiny and don’t care about anything beyond the candy.
Everything is fixed now!
Given Biden’s seven-to-ten point lead, depending upon which poll, voting for him and his GOP Lite agenda will fix everything! I for one did my minimal civic duty by participating in early voting. Oddly, I was only in line for … Continue reading
MAGAt tries to predict the debate and choice
Given that this moron asked a bowling ball tells me they are a resident of Wisconsin, the land where bowling (also called keggling) is a sport, not a hobby. Tonight is the final debate, so we’ve been told. We’ve been promised … Continue reading