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Well…duh! Then again, certain people do…
…like Elon Musk, he definitely enjoys his own farts as much as he does his shitty bully humor on Twitter. Joke is on him though since the service is now worth a third of what he paid for it.
Why Amerika must have mandatory retirement ages in gov’t
This other worthless mummy or bag of skin and lobbyist money, finally returned to Congress. I guess her staffers were ordered by K Street to do something or else the checks would stop coming. Christ! I don’t think Senator Crypt … Continue reading
GOP needs a wahbulance May ’23 edition
Republicans and their allies never grow tired of being wrong about everything. Firstly, I doubt there’s a solid definition of counter culture. It’s more of a moving target and it’s also just what ever puts old people’s undies in a … Continue reading
The cat will figure it out when she’s hungry
This is the signature move for about half the cats in my house!
Mama squirrel just having one of those days
I know these aren’t cats but they are one of their nemeses! Especially the one outside my home office’s window who enjoys taunting Aggie, “You can’t catch me!” This trio I spotted on a bicycle cage. It seems mother took … Continue reading
How I wish I could participate
One of the assholes who has pushed Amerika in the wrong direction thanks to St. Reagan’s FCC allowing his right-wing hatred to be on the public airwaves as “entertainment.” Hitler and his lieutenants are proud. I need to ask my … Continue reading
Some people just won’t let Natural Selection do its job!
This is a rather stupid warning. A better one would’ve been to remember removing said hangar from your clothing before putting it on as I fell victim to that dumb move when putting on a hockey jersey in a rush, … Continue reading
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You miss one meeting and you get left out of the agenda!
Definitely some very good satire! Even the craziest KKKristian knows we don’t eat babies, many Atheists are annoying and pushy Vegans since there’s more enjoyment in ruining the consumption of meat!
Not a good comparison today
Let’s get all the easy jokes out of the way! That burning sensation? It’s the batteries igniting not gonorrhea, so it’s worse! If you activate auto-pee, you’ll stop midstream for no reason or worse, lose control and whiz all over … Continue reading
Even the 23rd Century has lawsuits
Very funny and clever bit yet I think it was written in the UK since US/CAN-based phone numbers are only 10 digits plus toll free starts with just 1 or 800. The pranksters definitely nailed it on the woman’s hair. … Continue reading
Gareth sums it up pretty well
So much for the jetpacks and flying cars we were promised as kids in the Seventies. Then again, in the Eighties I figured if there was any life left, it would be Mad Max with much more radioactive hell holes. What’s … Continue reading
Doc Brown in Austin?
Oh the things you see around Austin! I did the best I could at protecting their privacy but the car’s owner gave me permission to share this with Christopher Lloyd too, I put it on his Twitter. Actually, I’m surprised … Continue reading
Dinosaur conga line!
Spotted this for some last-minute supplies on Christmas Eve at my HEB. Jennifer thought the place was going to be insane, nah, it was just the usual except the line for the self-checkout got extreme. Anyway, I thought this was … Continue reading
Make American Girth A Target!
As much as I despise the Florida Fondler, he isn’t quite this fat but Americans need to work harder (myself included) on our obesity crisis. Weight issues costs the nation billions in lost productivity, not just work but via medical … Continue reading
Good thing it wasn’t a brown eye
There should also be a warning saying, “Don’t bother to sit down with this offer.” Oh wait! Now I know what’s going on! The optometrist is really Craig Schwartz and what he does is take over your body a la Being … Continue reading