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Monthly Archives: September 2021
At least there’s one honest undertaker
There’s a saying recently attributed to the NeoCon and MAGAt movement, never miss the chance to a turn a crisis into an opportunity. Yup. And every time, they make the situation a hundred times worse. Over 3000 killed in 9/11 … Continue reading
Remember, it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day 2021
Yesterday, whenever I got thee chance to talk to thar “little” people, I let ’em know ’bout the annual holiday. I also knew to just tell them the safe joke I knows. When they’re older, then they can knew the … Continue reading
Good thing they’re on the case
This is probably one of the best jokes involving Nicki Minaj being the fat kid on the playground who told us that Mikey from Life cereal died from eating Pop Rocks (Cosmic Candy in the Midwest) and drank a Coke … Continue reading
My side hustle has been outed!
Well at least would be a more modern-looking Pope and the High-Tops were already in my possession, no need for Catholics worldwide to pass the collection plate for me.
Tim Burton is re-imagining The Hunchback of Notre Dame
And why not! He’s already crapped on Willy Wonka, Planet of the Apes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Batman. Seriously, who in their right mind rolled out this horrendous pukatronic color combo that makes the model resemble a Thirties football … Continue reading
RIP Norm Macdonald
What a pisser! Much like Andy Kaufman, I thought his suddenly reported death was a joke since it seemed like him. Sadly, it was true as he had been fighting cancer for a decade. Norm hid it very well. There’s … Continue reading
A counter flag for the Freedumb Movement
I figure the snake is coiled up to wrangle down those swollen nuts we heard the R&B singer alleged in Trinidad.
Another martini that prevents WASPs from starving to death
Last week, we made a side trip to San Marcos (here, they say MAR-kus) to see Jennifer’s favorite artist, Blue October. Since we arrived intentionally early, we checked out the exciting options this true college town offered. For those not … Continue reading
Whoops, wrong kind of cat
When I completed cleaning up my porch and reset the trap in an attempt to bring Dusty back, I got an odd result. A couple weeks ago, my neighbor said she had seen a skunk but I was skeptical. … Continue reading
A renewed attempt to recapture Dusty or a different kitty
I haven’t seen poor Dusty in over a month and I continue to cry a little over the poor guy. Despite his injury not being completely healed, I hope against all odds he’s still recovering, eating well and staying FIV … Continue reading
The new, improved patio!
Since Saturday was spent on the yard and I really couldn’t get much further due to a lack of disposal, I decided to take on another sore spot in the divorce, the patio or as I often call it, the … Continue reading
Taming the backyard, phase three
My immediate backyard goal of carving out a “moat” around the house has been fulfilled! Through my chainsaw, machete and grit, I cleared out all the remaining dead branches, cut down the skank trees and chopped down the green weed-like … Continue reading
Never forget…Rand Paul is a dildo
As was expected, the toupée-wearing, Libertarian, ivermectin-promoting, Covid spreading, shitbag joined in on the superficial patriotism, jingoism, etc…about we should never forget the people who died to strengthen an illegitimate POTUS. One thing I will never forget is how often he has … Continue reading
Dell tells us how small he is while showing his ignorance
You can always expect a billionaire, college dropout to demonstrate his ignorance when it comes to History, Economics, Fiscal Policy and anything involving government. Being a Sociopath who fucked everyone over to get to their wealth was their priority since … Continue reading
RIP Willard Scott
With my 6000th post coming up and not sure what it’d cover, I did want to avoid anything that’s a downer. However, I don’t remember Mr. Scott in such a light. Sure he was more of an entertainment factor for … Continue reading